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Old 06-16-2009, 01:08 PM   #171
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:10 PM   #172
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:10 PM   #173
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Tell the girl you are doing it
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Go ahead and do it
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:10 PM   #174
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Wow, that chick has some serious scoliosis.
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:11 PM   #175
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No, totally not directed at you. Just directed at others in general. I guess I don't think it's really that hard to stick up for your ideals in a relationship.. yes, it takes giving a little to make things work, but if you have to sacrifice major ideals and make yourself unhappy in the process, why do it? Marriage isn't supposed to be miserable, IMO... but then maybe I'm too much of an idealist in that case.
Cool...we're good and I agree.
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:13 PM   #176
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Cool...we're good and I agree.
Yeah sorry, inability to suck it up kinda makes me twitch just a bit (and brings out the potty mouth).
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:16 PM   #177
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Yeah sorry, inability to suck it up kinda makes me twitch just a bit (and brings out the potty mouth).
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:16 PM   #178
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Because not having sex means she can't trick him into having a baby.

Because it's really THAT FREAKING HARD to go without, to freaking tell her he wants a vasectomy..

Seriously, bunch of fucking pussies. Man the fuck up, face the woman and tell her. She doesn't like it, then it becomes HER problem because yes, there was the agreement in the beginning of the relationship, but at least HE would be absolved and totally free of blame, am I right? If she wants a divorce, WHOOP DEE FUCKING DOO!!! I say he'd be free of a shitty relationship then. What in the hell would be wrong with that?

Jesus Christ, y'all pretend to be big boys and all this shit, and you don't even have the balls to tell someone what you want to do. You have to lie and go behind their backs to do it. Holy wow.. chicken shit at it's best.
Hahahahahahaha.

It's like buying a car without telling your spouse because you think they wouldn't want you to buy it.
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:17 PM   #179
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Friggen' bunches !!!!
Yea my wife's lawyer had very little to say during the divorce!
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Old 06-16-2009, 01:19 PM   #180
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Just for the record, I have spoken with my wife about having a vasectomy. She said she would divorce me if I went through with it.

Divorce isn't really an option for either of us right now. It would turn our lives upside down and could literally leave one or both of us homeless.
So, what you going to do?
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