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View Poll Results: Farter? Burper? Mixture of both? | |||
I am a farter....let 'er rip! | 8 | 27.59% | |
Buuuurrrrrp! | 2 | 6.90% | |
Fart fart burp fart burp burp! | 13 | 44.83% | |
Tater's whore of an ex wife once burped and farted on me. | 6 | 20.69% | |
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11-18-2009, 07:15 PM | #11 |
AMA Supersport
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I am a farter....let 'er rip!
It has been passed down from my mothers side. My grandmother could open doors with it. James
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11-19-2009, 09:11 AM | #12 |
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i can clear a room at will, if the noise from one end doesn't get you the smell from the other will. LOL
nothing compared to my g/f though. she cleared a floor at Sears. |
11-19-2009, 09:44 AM | #13 |
SFL Expatriate #1
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11-19-2009, 10:22 AM | #14 |
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11-19-2009, 10:38 AM | #15 |
What?
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Location: Lancaster, PA
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I farted several times while reading this thread.
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11-19-2009, 10:43 AM | #16 | |
DefenderOfTheBuelliverse
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Epic burn.
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11-19-2009, 10:56 AM | #17 |
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Location: Nashville, TN
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I'm with Neebs...I can't burp at all. I just tell people the hot air comes out my ears. Kerry would say otherwise.
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11-19-2009, 11:00 AM | #18 |
Nomadic Tribesman
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I plan on just holding it all in until I hit 50, then exploding.
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11-19-2009, 11:01 AM | #19 | |
DefenderOfTheBuelliverse
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You might be able to blast off into outer space!
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11-19-2009, 11:23 AM | #20 | |
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: socal
Moto: street, sumo & dirty
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I used to fart like the dickens, but I did a fast / cleanse recently and now I'm not such a gassy bastard. |
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