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I am a farter....let 'er rip! 8 27.59%
Buuuurrrrrp! 2 6.90%
Fart fart burp fart burp burp! 13 44.83%
Tater's whore of an ex wife once burped and farted on me. 6 20.69%
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Old 11-18-2009, 07:15 PM   #11
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I am a farter....let 'er rip!

It has been passed down from my mothers side. My grandmother could open doors with it.

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Old 11-19-2009, 09:11 AM   #12
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i can clear a room at will, if the noise from one end doesn't get you the smell from the other will. LOL

nothing compared to my g/f though. she cleared a floor at Sears.
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:44 AM   #13
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I cannot burp for the life of me.
I can rapid-fire burp at will.
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Old 11-19-2009, 10:22 AM   #14
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No, it just turns up in the form of posts.

That was really mean.

I crack myself up.

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Old 11-19-2009, 10:38 AM   #15
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I farted several times while reading this thread.
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Old 11-19-2009, 10:43 AM   #16
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No, it just turns up in the form of posts.

That was really mean.

I crack myself up.

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Old 11-19-2009, 10:56 AM   #17
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I'm with Neebs...I can't burp at all. I just tell people the hot air comes out my ears. Kerry would say otherwise.
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Old 11-19-2009, 11:00 AM   #18
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I plan on just holding it all in until I hit 50, then exploding.
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Old 11-19-2009, 11:01 AM   #19
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I plan on just holding it all in until I hit 50, then exploding.
You might be able to blast off into outer space!
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Old 11-19-2009, 11:23 AM   #20
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I cannot burp for the life of me. Sad, but true. I can drink warm Coke, a buncha beer doesn't matter, can't burp. When I DO manage a good burp, Chris applauds me.
Ditto, thought I was weird.

I used to fart like the dickens, but I did a fast / cleanse recently and now I'm not such a gassy bastard.
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