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Old 11-21-2009, 10:16 PM   #11
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thats right next to the cross isnt it?
nah, that follows him around.
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Old 11-21-2009, 10:20 PM   #12
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You guys are killing me!

I suppose my lesson has been the bike won't go into 1st gear with the kick stand down. Nor will it start when the kill switch has been flipped.
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Old 11-21-2009, 10:24 PM   #13
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I've never crashed.

I've never dropped a bike.

I've never did anything remotely stupid as far as mechanical on a bike.
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Old 11-21-2009, 11:12 PM   #14
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I've never crashed.

I've never dropped a bike.

I've never did anything remotely stupid as far as mechanical on a bike.

I guess I'm not a dipshit like AMJ. LOLOL
you sound like a fuck'n douchebag though... so guess you've got that going for ya as well
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Old 11-21-2009, 11:24 PM   #15
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I've never crashed.

I've never dropped a bike.

I've never did anything remotely stupid as far as mechanical on a bike.

I've never touched a woman's breast.
You forgot one.

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Old 11-21-2009, 11:25 PM   #16
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stopping for a squirell is never justified. Hearing your boyfriend (now husband) ask if you're ok first and THEN ask about the bike is priceless though.
Oil cap back on before starting the bike after an oil change.
Synthetic oil tastes just as bad as petroleum based when sprayed in your face.

that's about it ... for now
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Old 11-21-2009, 11:33 PM   #17
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you sound like a fuck'n douchebag though... so guess you've got that going for ya as well

Please explain why. I'm waiting....
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Old 11-21-2009, 11:34 PM   #18
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Please explain why. I'm waiting....
I think it was the "I'm better than all of you *blah blah blah*" post...but maybe he's met you.
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Old 11-21-2009, 11:39 PM   #19
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Hmmn, i learned that my CBR 1000 can successfully jump a 12" or so dirt mound at 35 mph(this occurred immediately after blowing a corner due to pine straw being all over the road)

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Old 11-21-2009, 11:43 PM   #20
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Please explain why. I'm waiting....
What are you trying to do, give the guy carpal tunnel?

For fuck sakes man, have some compassion. No one could possibly list all the different ways you're a douchebag.

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