I want to cut my ears off and gouge out part of my memory - Page 2

VatorMan · 12-19-2009, 07:16 PM

anthonyk · 12-19-2009, 09:14 PM

Damn, y'all are en fuego today.

And I've never wanted to use this smiley more...

Particle Man · 12-19-2009, 09:28 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

HurricaneHeather · 12-19-2009, 09:40 PM

While home for Christmas at my in laws house, me, my husband and his two sisters were sitting in the hallway upstairs talking late one night and apparently the three of them all heard moans from their mother coming from downstairs...

I, luckily, never heard it. They were all horrified and decided to move the conversation to someone's bedroom behind a closed door.

Gas Man · 12-19-2009, 11:02 PM

racedoll · 12-20-2009, 09:03 AM

Too funny!

Rider · 12-21-2009, 09:57 AM

I'm pretty sure that your parents have consummated the marriage more than just the one time you were conceived. No big deal. I'd laugh at their ass and tell them about it, but it wouldn't freak me out.

Gas Man · 12-22-2009, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

I'm pretty sure that your parents have consummated the marriage more than just the one time you were conceived. No big deal. I'd laugh at their ass and tell them about it, but it wouldn't freak me out.

Says dad!!

OneNotSoSickPsycho · 12-22-2009, 01:28 PM

HAHA That's terrible...Last New years, I lived with my mom for a few months and she had her boyfriend. I came home from a party and as soon as I walked in the door, I heard her moaning...(UUUGGGHHH). I didn't know what to do so I ran into the kitchen, turned on the sink, and started slamming cabinets....then I grabbed the peanut butter jar and threw it on the ground as yelled (at the top of my lungs) "I HATE WHEN I THROW PEANUT BUTTER ON THE GROUND!!!" And the moaning stopped. My mom and I still laugh about it till this day and it's like a little inside joke about the peanut butter...still gross though. Thank goodness I moved out.....

I feel for you...but it's still really hilarious....

HurricaneHeather · 12-22-2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by OneNotSoSickPsycho

then I grabbed the peanut butter jar and threw it on the ground as yelled (at the top of my lungs) "I HATE WHEN I THROW PEANUT BUTTER ON THE GROUND!!!"

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12-22-2009, 01:28 PM	#19
OneNotSoSickPsycho Squidliest Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Orlando, Fl Moto: OSP Posts: 266	HAHA That's terrible...Last New years, I lived with my mom for a few months and she had her boyfriend. I came home from a party and as soon as I walked in the door, I heard her moaning...(UUUGGGHHH). I didn't know what to do so I ran into the kitchen, turned on the sink, and started slamming cabinets....then I grabbed the peanut butter jar and threw it on the ground as yelled (at the top of my lungs) "I HATE WHEN I THROW PEANUT BUTTER ON THE GROUND!!!" And the moaning stopped. My mom and I still laugh about it till this day and it's like a little inside joke about the peanut butter...still gross though. Thank goodness I moved out..... I feel for you...but it's still really hilarious.... __________________

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12-19-2009, 07:16 PM	#11
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HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	While home for Christmas at my in laws house, me, my husband and his two sisters were sitting in the hallway upstairs talking late one night and apparently the three of them all heard moans from their mother coming from downstairs... I, luckily, never heard it. They were all horrified and decided to move the conversation to someone's bedroom behind a closed door.

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12-21-2009, 09:57 AM	#17
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	I'm pretty sure that your parents have consummated the marriage more than just the one time you were conceived. No big deal. I'd laugh at their ass and tell them about it, but it wouldn't freak me out.