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Old 03-01-2011, 12:20 PM   #11
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That is why you go back, pick up your younger pre-marriage self, then have that version of you bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
didn't you ever see TimeCop?

If I accidently touch my pre marriage self then thats it...kaput.

Plus what you are proposing is that I first go back to my pre marriage self and then then tell him to use the time machine to bang Jane Russell.

I then have to rely on that asshole to come back with the time machine so I can use it to go back and put the kids to bed.

This is turning into a whole lot of work just to get some sex.
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Old 03-01-2011, 05:04 PM   #12
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didn't you ever see TimeCop?

If I accidently touch my pre marriage self then thats it...kaput.

Plus what you are proposing is that I first go back to my pre marriage self and then then tell him to use the time machine to bang Jane Russell.

I then have to rely on that asshole to come back with the time machine so I can use it to go back and put the kids to bed.

This is turning into a whole lot of work just to get some sex.
Use the time machine to bang her in a different era, in a different time zone.
Double hall pass.
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Old 03-02-2011, 09:58 AM   #13
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Use the time machine to bang her in a different era, in a different time zone.
Double hall pass.
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