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Old 11-06-2011, 04:20 PM   #11
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Conclusion to this story, an iphone won't get you laid, a motorcycle will. Comparison is dumb.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 11-06-2011, 04:38 PM   #12
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Conclusion to this story, an iphone won't get you laid, a motorcycle will. Comparison is dumb.
I don't know man, have you seen the case on my iPhone? It makes girls wet. The fact that they're invalids is just a coincidence.
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Old 11-06-2011, 06:37 PM   #13
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I don't know man, have you seen the case on my iPhone? It makes girls wet. The fact that they're invalids is just a coincidence.
I guess it can really, booty calls/texts lol
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Old 11-06-2011, 07:38 PM   #14
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What if you have an iPhone AND a motorcycle.... Blown mind?
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Old 11-06-2011, 08:58 PM   #15
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What if you have an iPhone AND a motorcycle.... Blown mind?
Then you're a one-percenter
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Old 11-06-2011, 10:39 PM   #16
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Then you're a one-percenter
thats only if youre at starbucks tryin to kill hells angels
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Old 11-06-2011, 10:46 PM   #17
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thats only if youre at starbucks tryin to kill hells angels
Closest Starbucks is like 50 minutes away

Eff that
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Old 11-06-2011, 10:50 PM   #18
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Closest Starbucks is like 50 minutes away

Eff that
get some heated gear, get your gun and go do soem killin
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Old 11-06-2011, 10:53 PM   #19
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Old 11-07-2011, 11:31 AM   #20
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Conclusion to this story, an iphone won't get you laid, a motorcycle will. Comparison is dumb.
He sounds like on of the guys that got stuffed into lockers in high school. AS in, he thought buying _____________________ would make him cool. It's not working.
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