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Old 03-25-2009, 09:47 PM   #11
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:30 PM   #12
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Plain and simple - my name, birth and death dates... along with my husband.
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:35 PM   #13
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I guess I'm in the majority here, as I just want my ashes pitched off Rattlesnake Point. If I was to have a tombstone then I suppose that I would want it to have one of the dumbest sayings that I ever see on signs that people put on their office doors: Back in 30 minutes.
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:50 PM   #14
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No tombstone for me, thanks....cremation....and ashes scattered. Tombstones just seem so...vain....for someone who's dead and gone anyway.
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:53 PM   #15
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I want mine to say:

'See, I told you I was sick...'
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:59 PM   #16
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:17 PM   #17
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I don't plan on dying so I won't need one! LOL I don't really care what they put on my tombstone Im dead so Ill never even get to read it. I used to work in a grave yard and there are some real weird ones out there. I saw one that had a poem on it, when I read it the first time it was really creepy (partly because there was a creepy looking picture of the guy sketched into the stone) I have heard that its not a one of a kind poem but ive only seen it once. It said,

"remember me as you pass by
as you are now, so once was I

as I am now soon you will be
so prepare for death and follow me"

I think there might have been another verse in there, ill have to go back and check.
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:26 PM   #18
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I don't plan on dying so I won't need one! LOL I don't really care what they put on my tombstone Im dead so Ill never even get to read it. I used to work in a grave yard and there are some real weird ones out there. I saw one that had a poem on it, when I read it the first time it was really creepy (partly because there was a creepy looking picture of the guy sketched into the stone) I have heard that its not a one of a kind poem but ive only seen it once. It said,

"remember me as you pass by
as you are now, so once was I

as I am now soon you will be
so prepare for death and follow me"

I think there might have been another verse in there, ill have to go back and check.
That's actually pretty cool. But I like weird stuff like that anyway.
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:58 PM   #19
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never gave it much thought...all of the stones in my family pretty much say the same thing...name...brith date...death date...then beloved husband/wife, father/mother, grandfather/grandmother....man my family is fucking boring as hell. I think I want mine to say, "This was one cool dude, he'd give you the shirt off his back and tell you to go fuck yourself in the same breath." Or something like that
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