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05-01-2009, 11:26 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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05-02-2009, 12:49 AM
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Trip's Assistant
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Imported from Detroit
Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic
Posts: 12,149
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I really want to start answering the door with my glock "jocked" in the front of my pants. Answer with my hands on it... and say... "Oh... sorry been havin some problems around here, you may not want to stay. BYE!"
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05-02-2009, 12:56 AM
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Bring on the Zombies!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cleveland
Moto: 2000 Yamaha YZF600R
Posts: 2,691
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A guy that I used to know answered the door naked once when the jehovahs witness people came. From what I heard they left pretty quick.
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05-02-2009, 01:02 AM
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Trip's Assistant
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Imported from Detroit
Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic
Posts: 12,149
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What pisses me off is that I have a "no soliciting" sign next to the door near the door bell button. Its a nice simple all brass sign. Tastefull. These sales fucks will still knock on the door say shit like "i'm not here to sell you something but we're doing a job down the street and want to know if you have had your kitchen or bathroom's remodelled?"
WTF that means you're selling your services. Besides the fact that I'm sure you don't havea fuckin permit by the city to do so, I do better fuckin work than your dumb ass anyway. Plus you're a lying prick that isn't doing shit down the street. Don't fuckin come at me with that bullshit. You dumb piece of monkey poo!!!! |
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05-02-2009, 01:07 PM
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
Posts: 8,704
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I dont give them any shit. They have more balls than me knocking on every stranger's house.
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05-02-2009, 01:09 PM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Louisiana
Moto: A Twin
Posts: 4,067
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I used to answer the door holding a 6ft burmese python. That always went over well.
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05-02-2009, 01:09 PM
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moderator chick
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hill Country TX
Moto: Pasta Rockets
Posts: 8,917
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Gas, how do you really feel?
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05-02-2009, 01:52 PM
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Bored
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Sumter, SC
Moto: '01 Spirit 750
Posts: 1,535
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I haven't had to put up with any jackasses ringing the bell for a long time. It's great, but I probably just screwed myself by typing this.
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05-02-2009, 03:59 PM
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Resident Droog
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Northern burbs, Atlanta
Moto: 625 SMC, '08 Tuono R
Posts: 471
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05-02-2009, 09:23 PM
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Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: nothing...
Posts: 11,254
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I've had the same tactic since I was 17... Open the door naked and invite them in immediately before they have a chance to say anything. Not only do they leave, but if they never come back. I've done it a number of times... and even watched them skip my house on future campaigns. It's guaranteed.
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