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Old 06-11-2009, 10:37 AM   #11
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Old 06-11-2009, 10:49 AM   #12
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I *almost* pissed my pants from laughing so hard at this thread. But I'm not a pansy like Liam, so my crotch area remains dry.
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:11 AM   #13
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That's a lot funnier than my dream last night. I just kept wanting to see this ginger girls boobs because she had a huge rack and her boyfriend wouldn't let me. So I stabbed him in the neck with a knife and laughed at him while the ginger girl held him and cried. I seemed to laugh for hours, it went on for awhile, I got really annoyed with myself and that's when I woke up.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:15 AM   #14
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That's a lot funnier than my dream last night. I just kept wanting to see this ginger girls boobs because she had a huge rack and her boyfriend wouldn't let me. So I stabbed him in the neck with a knife and laughed at him while the ginger girl held him and cried. I seemed to laugh for hours, it went on for awhile, I got really annoyed with myself and that's when I woke up.
Repressed much? *shudder*
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:17 AM   #15
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Repressed much? *shudder*
it must be the serial killer inside of me, once i stabbed the guy, i didnt care about the boobs though, i was apparently more interested in laughing.
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:18 AM   #16
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:23 AM   #17
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No more anchovies before bed dude.
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:51 AM   #18
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:57 AM   #19
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Old 06-11-2009, 11:58 AM   #20
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F'ing EPIC.
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