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Old 07-14-2009, 10:54 AM   #11
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That sounds gross.
what? eating pussy?
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:55 AM   #12
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Yeah....regarless of how many times this gets posted...it's nothing new.

Cat owners are aware of the situation. I have no problem with manipulative purrs. It tells me that my cats are smart enough to figure out how to get what they want and I admire that.
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:57 AM   #13
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I had a tailless black cat mewing at me in my yard when we got back from dinner. I tried to kick it. Fucking cats.
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:58 AM   #14
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I had a tailless black cat mewing at me in my yard when we got back from dinner. I tried to kick it. Fucking cats.
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:59 AM   #15
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nah. they get baths
and you get a mouth full of neck hair. who owns who ?
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Old 07-14-2009, 11:09 AM   #16
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and you get a mouth full of neck hair. who owns who ?
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Old 07-14-2009, 12:38 PM   #17
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nah. they get baths
Dude, they tongue bath themselves, you don't have to give them tongue baths! Tori told me that you need pratice in pussy licking but I don't think this is what she meant...Um unless that's what you're into of course, no judgment here bro.

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Old 07-14-2009, 12:40 PM   #18
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I had a tailless black cat mewing at me in my yard when we got back from dinner. I tried to kick it. Fucking cats.
Quick call the ASPCA!!!!
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Old 07-14-2009, 12:44 PM   #19
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and you get a mouth full of neck hair. who owns who ?
a lot less than youd think. Sorthaired ftw
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a lot less than youd think. Shorthaired ftw
Hairless FTMFW!!!
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