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Old 09-20-2009, 02:16 AM   #21
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you obviously never dated a she-clown
You evil fucking bastard.

My fondest childhood memories of practical joke snakes-in-a-can, are now hopelessly intertwined with Tommy's stinky ER cooter stories.

Are you satisfied, now that my "happy place" lays in the ashes of perpetual nightmares?

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Old 09-20-2009, 02:38 AM   #22
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Everyone needs a bastard child from time to time.
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:06 AM   #23
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Everyone needs a bastard child from time to time.
Everyone from Tommy's neighborhood has a bastard child.
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:17 AM   #24
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I can bet this thread is not about white people. LOL
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Old 09-20-2009, 06:08 AM   #25
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You evil fucking bastard.

My fondest childhood memories of practical joke snakes-in-a-can, are now hopelessly intertwined with Tommy's stinky ER cooter stories.

Are you satisfied, now that my "happy place" lays in the ashes of perpetual nightmares?

JC
Gonna take years of therapy to heal those wounds

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Old 09-20-2009, 11:40 AM   #26
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I've gone to a few of them. Most of the appointments were while she was pregnant but I've gone to others. I sit by her head and hold her hand and they hold up a sheet, I can't see anything. Stop living in fear fellas, if chicks can go through that we can hold their hands.
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Old 09-20-2009, 12:47 PM   #27
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Fawk dat right deer.
Being a GYN would probably be a turning point in my sexuality
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Old 09-21-2009, 10:48 AM   #28
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No need to... I've got my own gyno table

Somewhat related, my wife wanted to watch when i had my vasectomy, but the doc wouldn't let her.
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Old 09-21-2009, 11:22 AM   #29
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No F'n way.
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Old 09-21-2009, 05:10 PM   #30
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Negatory...wouldn't want to be there at all.
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