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Once a week. 1 2.13%
Twice a week. 6 12.77%
Three times a week. 20 42.55%
Every day. 16 34.04%
I never want to see Tater's Whore of an Ex Wife again! 4 8.51%
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Old 02-19-2010, 05:49 PM   #21
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If Jessica Alba shit solid gold turds , farted dolce and gabbana perfume, and spit pure happiness droplets, I still wouldn't want to see her everyday.

That's just the way some of us are.

There's not a person on this planet I would want to spend every day with, ever..
Fuck that...
golden turds?

I'd have breakfast, lunch and dinner ready for her everyday.
A high fiber breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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Old 02-19-2010, 06:08 PM   #22
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Awww....

Is she reading, or are you the 'sensitive' type that cant keep a woman, even though they all really want a sweet, sensitive man?
I am the sensitive type and no, Penny doesnt visit TWF. But I can keep a woman. My first marriage lasted 13 years and if i was divorced she would have me back in a minute. My current wife of 7 years is very happy.
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Old 02-19-2010, 06:25 PM   #23
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I am the sensitive type and no, Penny doesnt visit TWF. But I can keep a woman. My first marriage lasted 13 years and if i was divorced she would have me back in a minute. My current wife of 7 years is very happy.
I was just poking fun. But nobhody could make me happy enough to want to spend every day with them.

I think at 15-22 or so, I might have believed it was possible, then I started to grow up.

Im honestly not even sure anyone could make me happy enough to want to spend the rest of life with them. I guess its possible, but highly unlikely. I see far too many failed marriages that turn into complete messes, to ever want to go through it. The days of people like my grandparents (married 75 years last month) are pretty much over.

kinda like how I love pizza, but I dont wanna eat it every day for the rest of my life.

I would not at all mind being proven wrong though.
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Old 02-19-2010, 06:26 PM   #24
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I am the sensitive type and no, Penny doesnt visit TWF. But I can keep a woman. My first marriage lasted 13 years and if i was divorced she would have me back in a minute. My current wife of 7 years is very happy.
So what you're trying to say is......you're a chickenshit.
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What I am trying to say is I want to see her everyday. I want to share life's experiences with her, enjoy what she offers, provide her what she needs, and know each day what is going on with her. If i didnt feel that way I shouldnt have married her, cause if you dont NEED it then it aint special.
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Sorry it took me a couple minutes to respond, I was busy puking my guys out. Turns out I'm allergic to rampant displays of male emotion and the use of words like "special," "feel," and "provide."
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That's right...real men only fuck women. They have no emotional needs. They, like bulls, are lead only by their balls.

I dont care to express my feelings or emotions, cause i can back up my masculinity in any number of ways.

Back to da thread, if you dont need them, wanna spend time with them, they are just a booty call.
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That's right...real men only fuck women. They have no emotional needs. They, like bulls, are lead only by their balls.
That's all you had to say homie.

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Emotional displays are pretty disgusting though.

I mean, ya, mom or dad dies, you cry, its perfectly acceptable.

Thats the extent of times its ok for men to show emotions.

You show them weakness, they own you.
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You show them emotion you likely get a trip to the land of pink. I dont think showing emotion is weak at all, not towards your spouse, family, or friends.

I have absolutely no issues with wearing my heart on my sleeve. I have seen tough sum bitches cry over their feelings. some i wouldnt dream of facing as an enemy...
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