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Old 12-19-2011, 04:00 PM   #21
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But there is holding hands correct? I just couldnt go on with life if we cant hold hands.
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Old 12-19-2011, 04:06 PM   #22
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But there is holding hands correct? I just couldnt go on with life if we cant hold hands.
you can hold hands but there must be soem cutting involved then.
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Old 12-20-2011, 11:52 AM   #23
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Sounds like the OP could really use a girlfriend...
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:29 PM   #24
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You know Trip, I took the time to type this in a nice form but of course it looks like dick when you post it. No spaces, no tabs, no proper form.
It's freaking vBulletin, not Microsoft Word....

Learn to use BB code and you can manually force it to do what you want.
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Old 12-20-2011, 05:09 PM   #25
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Sounds like the OP could really use a girlfriend...
You offering? I keep a few dresses in the back closet.
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Old 12-20-2011, 05:13 PM   #26
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You offering? I keep a few dresses in the back closet.
Ok now youre worrying me
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Old 12-20-2011, 06:34 PM   #27
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You offering? I keep a few dresses in the back closet.
Why am I not surprised by that?
I can find you one. How much you looking to spend per hour?
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Old 12-20-2011, 07:19 PM   #28
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Why am I not surprised by that?
I can find you one. How much you looking to spend per hour?

As long as she likes Arbys for dinner.
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Old 12-20-2011, 07:49 PM   #29
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As long as she likes Arbys for dinner.
Easy big spender...she's just going to be a rental.
Take her to the mall for a corndog or something.
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Old 12-20-2011, 08:20 PM   #30
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A foot long or a teeny weeny pig in a blanket? I don't want to invest too much just in case she's not going to be a repeat pretend girlfriend.


I did open the door for a Frito Lay gal (my age) and she gave me that look. You know that LOOK. "Lets go fuck in the back of the Frito Van."
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