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smileyman · 02-12-2009, 04:41 PM

MMMMmmmmgood!

t-homo · 02-12-2009, 04:47 PM

I fuckin love coffee. I've never noticed making me have to poop. Sometimes If I drink like 6 cups in an evening I have to piss really bad, but that's understandable. Nicotene makes me have to poop though.

fnfalman · 02-12-2009, 05:29 PM

I drink about three of those strong ass Vietnamese coffee with condensed milk and it's like B-52 carpet bombing of Hanoi. Talk about some serious cleaning out.

smileyman · 02-12-2009, 06:03 PM

I am so glad my colon works normally. I have friends and family who either go too often, not enough, or in the wrong consistency. It seems to be quite a nightmare inconvenience for them.

My almost 4 year old holds it till he can't stand it and then delivers coke can sized presents that make him scared to do it again next time. Made potty training a nightmare. And as a parent seeing your kid almost in tears crying "PU is coming for me!" makes you want to luagh and cry.

racedoll · 02-12-2009, 06:07 PM

Something to do with the warm water... must soften things and relax them, so you go.

Good way to clean your system out!

Amorok · 02-12-2009, 06:18 PM

It's not always a good way to clean your system out, like I said it's more of a good way to unlock a totally stopped system. But that's a desperate measure, if I'd had another available I'd have tried something else. Came out like a fist and almost cracked the bowl.

Archren · 02-12-2009, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amorok

It's not always a good way to clean your system out, like I said it's more of a good way to unlock a totally stopped system. But that's a desperate measure, if I'd had another available I'd have tried something else. Came out like a fist and almost cracked the bowl.

ZUKIMON · 02-12-2009, 07:12 PM

Three pages of crap!

This is funny...

rogue · 02-12-2009, 07:20 PM

I only drink coffee when I'm really cold and trying to warm up.

Everyone at work drinks at least a LARGE cup or two of coffee at night to help them stay awake.

We only have one bathroom at work. It has one window and it cannot be opened.

The bathroom is but a few steps away from our work stations.

All that being said, this is the only reason I dislike my job. There's no air freshener on earth that effectively eliminates coffee poo odor...double wammy if it's mixed with Taco Hell.

And I have to pee about every half hour.

RACER X · 02-12-2009, 08:49 PM

when we put a neuro patient on a bowel regimine, hot liquids are one things we reccomend to them. hot liquids help get the bowels moving.

oops, this is z

02-12-2009, 05:29 PM	#23
fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	I drink about three of those strong ass Vietnamese coffee with condensed milk and it's like B-52 carpet bombing of Hanoi. Talk about some serious cleaning out. __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

02-12-2009, 06:03 PM	#24
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	I am so glad my colon works normally. I have friends and family who either go too often, not enough, or in the wrong consistency. It seems to be quite a nightmare inconvenience for them. My almost 4 year old holds it till he can't stand it and then delivers coke can sized presents that make him scared to do it again next time. Made potty training a nightmare. And as a parent seeing your kid almost in tears crying "PU is coming for me!" makes you want to luagh and cry. __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

02-12-2009, 06:18 PM	#26
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	It's not always a good way to clean your system out, like I said it's more of a good way to unlock a totally stopped system. But that's a desperate measure, if I'd had another available I'd have tried something else. Came out like a fist and almost cracked the bowl. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

02-12-2009, 08:49 PM	#30
RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	when we put a neuro patient on a bowel regimine, hot liquids are one things we reccomend to them. hot liquids help get the bowels moving. oops, this is z __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

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02-12-2009, 04:47 PM	#22
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	I fuckin love coffee. I've never noticed making me have to poop. Sometimes If I drink like 6 cups in an evening I have to piss really bad, but that's understandable. Nicotene makes me have to poop though.

02-12-2009, 06:07 PM	#25
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	Something to do with the warm water... must soften things and relax them, so you go. Good way to clean your system out!

02-12-2009, 07:12 PM	#28
ZUKIMON Is this thing on? Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Ashe Co, NC (Near Boone) Moto: '01, 929RR Posts: 398	Three pages of crap! This is funny...