Tiger Woods joke - Page 4

Homeslice · 12-02-2009, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by karl_1052

his wife is hotter.
http://images.google.ca/images?clien...ed=0CBIQsAQwAA

Seen on page 11 of that page......Is this really her? I used to fap to this picture years ago, I never knew it was her

Apoc · 12-02-2009, 11:47 AM

You know what the suprising part of this whole thing is?

That people thought the richest, most successful, most famous athlete in the world, was monogamous.

Theres not a straight man on this board who wouldn't eventually give in to the fine pieces of ass, that im sure, throw themselves at Tiger woods everytime he leaves his house.

A week away from home, a couple of drinks, a stiffy, and thousands of women who want your meat? I'd like to see how long most of you last.

Tmall · 12-02-2009, 11:51 AM

Maybe his wife was a prude in bed? And the other chick was into fisting?

Either way. Cheating is bad, but you don't go for hotter, you go for the dirtiest.

Apoc · 12-02-2009, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

Either way. Cheating is bad,

Thats a fairly new addition to your moral code

shmike · 12-02-2009, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

Either way. Cheating is bad, but you don't go for hotter, you go for the dirtiest.

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Originally Posted by Apoc

Thats a fairly new addition to your moral code

Maybe he meant to post this in the lesbo-baby thread.

z06boy · 12-02-2009, 12:08 PM

Supposedly from Tiger himself...just released...

Tiger Woods' Statement: Full Text

Tiger Woods released a statement Wednesday responding to allegations involving his personal life. Here is the full text.

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.
Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult.
I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

Homeslice · 12-02-2009, 12:19 PM

Where did you get that from? Reading that, if he says he's let his family down, then it's pretty obvious he cheated. Why not just say so? It's already tacitly admitted.

RACER X · 12-02-2009, 12:20 PM

saw it on CNN a min. ago........its all over the place

shmike · 12-02-2009, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Where did you get that from? Reading that, if he says he's let his family down, then it's pretty obvious he cheated. Why not just say so? It's already tacitly admitted.

Read slowly.

Twice if you have to.

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But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family.

z06boy · 12-02-2009, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Where did you get that from? Reading that, if he says he's let his family down, then it's pretty obvious he cheated. Why not just say so? It's already tacitly admitted.

Looks to me he was admitting it just without details. He mentioned 'personal sins' as well so that's what I take from it.

12-02-2009, 11:47 AM	#32
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12-02-2009, 12:20 PM	#38
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12-02-2009, 11:51 AM	#33
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	Maybe his wife was a prude in bed? And the other chick was into fisting? Either way. Cheating is bad, but you don't go for hotter, you go for the dirtiest.

12-02-2009, 12:08 PM	#36
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Supposedly from Tiger himself...just released... Tiger Woods' Statement: Full Text Tiger Woods released a statement Wednesday responding to allegations involving his personal life. Here is the full text. I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone. Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect. But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions. Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult. I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

12-02-2009, 12:19 PM	#37
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Where did you get that from? Reading that, if he says he's let his family down, then it's pretty obvious he cheated. Why not just say so? It's already tacitly admitted.