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07-28-2012, 12:53 AM
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
Posts: 8,704
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You know how I know you're gay?
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07-28-2012, 02:40 PM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
Posts: 13,992
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Promised to lock en up and we're back on
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07-28-2012, 08:17 PM
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Hopster
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R
Posts: 4,743
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If they aren't locked up they might get into the liquor cabinet and the last thing she wants to deal with on date night are self-propelled firearms on a bender. It's for your own good, really.  Actually, what you'll likely find out is that she is a well-camouflaged C.H.U.D. and this is just a plot to have your weapons conveniently hard to get at so that you're easier prey.
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07-28-2012, 10:44 PM
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Viff6N Mutated Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Texas
Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N
Posts: 8,704
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Could lock her mouth up.
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08-08-2012, 10:39 PM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
Posts: 13,992
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Never happened anyway. when saturday rolled around she chickened out. too bad really, she was an intelligent girl with a bright career ahead of her and damn good looking. Would have been amazing to fuck her brains out while looking into those heterochromatic eyes of hers.
Meanwhile...Im in the opening talks on POF with a cute little brunette. slightly older than me and appears to be completely cracked in the head. Funny though. could have promise And some beaten sack of potato faced whore starts (poorly) propositioning me for sex today with the super romantic line "what are you looking for here?" then got mad when I replied "Pancakes"
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08-09-2012, 03:50 AM
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Hopster
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Austin, TX
Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R
Posts: 4,743
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She could show up with pancake tits or a bunch of abdominal folds that look like a stack of pancakes and say "WHERE DA SYRUP?!" 
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01-11-2013, 02:56 PM
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
Posts: 13,992
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Melissa Paris responds to things i say on Facebook. My life is complete. LOL
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03-22-2013, 05:27 PM
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CMDLINE
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Huntsville, AL
Moto: 2008 Black/Grey Hayabusa
Posts: 1,406
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Test?
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03-22-2013, 07:36 PM
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Ride Naked.
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Flat and Straight ND
Moto: 08 BUELL 1125R, 05 SV650S
Posts: 7,916
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I hate tests, but love boobies, so here you go. 
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03-23-2013, 02:43 PM
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DefenderOfTheBuelliverse
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Parts Unknown
Moto: Buell XB12R
Posts: 18,585
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Is this thing on?
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