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Old 10-14-2009, 01:29 PM   #41
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holy COW Ed....this crowd wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire


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Old 10-14-2009, 01:37 PM   #42
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:38 PM   #43
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holy COW Ed....this crowd wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire


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I wouldn't piss on anybody because this thread has me paranoid that a roving pack of Mexican kids will try and touch my weiner.

It's tough enough trying to pee next when someone is in the urinal next to you (It's because of the whole fart while peeing thing...), I don't even want to imagine a pack of mexican weiner touchers popping up as soon as you begin the stream.


Go fuck yourself Kaneman and your stupid topic.
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:40 PM   #44
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I wouldn't piss on anybody because this thread has me paranoid that a roving pack of Mexican kids will try and touch my weiner.

It's tough enough trying to pee next when someone is in the urinal next to you (It's because of the whole fart while peeing thing...), I don't even want to imagine a pack of mexican weiner touchers popping up as soon as you begin the stream.


Go fuck yourself Kaneman and your stupid topic.


I hate you Paul.....you make me snot the keyboard up trying to hold back full on cackling, making everyone in the office aware I'm NOT doing sprinkler head calcs
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Old 10-14-2009, 03:23 PM   #45
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I hate you Paul.....you make me snot the keyboard up trying to hold back full on cackling, making everyone in the office aware I'm NOT doing sprinkler head calcs
beat me to it but I was going to say the same thing. and now I have to go the can, great I'll be looking over my shoulder.
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Old 10-14-2009, 03:31 PM   #46
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Anyone seen waiting and waiting 2. That guy freaks out about peeing next to strangers.
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:03 PM   #47
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I need to figure out how to do that.
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:37 PM   #48
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Um...does your son open carry to school?
Maybe he should shift the holster over a bit.

I would bring it up with the school just in case there is a wiener touching ringleader running a weiner touching gang in the bathrooms. Maybe they can cockblock him.


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Could be the case where these kids are just absent of any parenting.
Ya think?
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Old 10-14-2009, 10:04 PM   #49
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They are 6 years old.
Its not a homo thing.

Its the result of natural curiosity absent of parental oversight.

At one point or another our parents told us to "put that thing away" or something along the lines of "your in public and it is not proper behavior to air at the goods or mess with some else's". You catch your kids playing "doctor" with their friends (preferably for the parents sake....friends of the opposite sex) you don't yell at em.
You get em all together and ask if any of them went to medical school.
When they say no, you tell em that until they have a license to practice medicine they are going to have (by that time...they start to lose focus and say things like "I have to go potty" or "Can we go color?")

Could be the case where these kids are just absent of any parenting.
Agreed... We used to see how far away from the urinal we could get before pissing on the floor... and then we'd dare other kids to jump over the stream, cross streams into other urinals, or just push the nerdiest kid into said streams... Send your son to school armed with that shit... "hey guys, you know what's cooler than playing 'flick the dick'? motherfuckin' piss olympics."
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Old 10-14-2009, 11:30 PM   #50
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Me and my cousin touched wei....... Me and my cousin touche weiners.


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