New Years Eve - Page 5

Amorok · 12-31-2008, 11:19 AM

Yay! They're not conducting testing today, so no cock for me!!! I'm so happy to get out of it, and it goes to another squadron next month, so yippee!

Archren and Ebbs, I got tested every time I came back from any TDY or deployment. For a guy that was gone over 200 days a year, can you imagine how many times that equaled out to? Tons. They must have gallons of me just sitting around somewhere, and they've never found anything. I almost feel bad for them.

As for the random thing, the selection is not random at all, but the test is. What they do is take 10% of the samples collected, combine them, and test that. So if 100 people come in today and pee, they take ten of the bottles, pour them in together and test the mixture. If they hit a positive, all the people whose samples were combine come back until they weed out the bad one (weed out, get it?) If you're part of a huge group and there was a positive then you could come back several times until they find the pothead, because over a certain number of a batch they break it down into smaller groups. Either way, I don't mind being tested, it just gets me out of work for a while and the other guy's more embarrassed than I am, I have no shame. A few years ago I started messing with them, now I drop trou all the way to the boots so they have to see my furry butt. I'm waiting to get in trouble for sexual hairyassment, but nothing so far.

Mr Lefty · 12-31-2008, 11:20 AM

Happy New years... I'm go'n to bed

DaBiatch · 12-31-2008, 11:23 AM

I thought this thread was about New Yrs Eve???

Archren · 12-31-2008, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amorok

Either way, I don't mind being tested, it just gets me out of work for a while and the other guy's more embarrassed than I am, I have no shame. A few years ago I started messing with them, now I drop trou all the way to the boots so they have to see my furry butt. I'm waiting to get in trouble for sexual hairyassment, but nothing so far.

I don't mind doing it either, really.. gives me a chance to sit and read for a while until I get the urge to pee (because invariably right before they announce that they are going to conduct a urinalysis.. I went to the bathroom).

JARVIS518 · 12-31-2008, 01:30 PM

have to work tonight 5pm to close
and then work in the morning 10am-530

have a happy new year everyone

Sixxxxer · 12-31-2008, 01:38 PM

Going over my Buddies place to chill with my closest freinds and play some pong/Drink myself silly.

Angee · 12-31-2008, 01:52 PM

Doesn't look like we're going anywhere unless this snow lets up. Almost a foot on the ground in Latham, and more back home in the hills. I REALLLLLLYYY was looking forward to one last hoorah before the kids get home tomorrow...

Archren · 01-01-2009, 01:04 AM

Tracy and I ended up going to GixxerVixen's New Year's party.. I'm 2 Jagerbombs into the night, and Megan decorated Tracy's Vette with UT stuff.. Muahahaha!

SoFlaSV · 01-01-2009, 05:04 AM

Home safe.

Corey · 01-01-2009, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoFlaSV

Home safe.

Ditto, though I came from work, so the only thing I had to contend with was all the cops on the road.

12-31-2008, 11:19 AM	#41
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Yay! They're not conducting testing today, so no cock for me!!! I'm so happy to get out of it, and it goes to another squadron next month, so yippee! Archren and Ebbs, I got tested every time I came back from any TDY or deployment. For a guy that was gone over 200 days a year, can you imagine how many times that equaled out to? Tons. They must have gallons of me just sitting around somewhere, and they've never found anything. I almost feel bad for them. As for the random thing, the selection is not random at all, but the test is. What they do is take 10% of the samples collected, combine them, and test that. So if 100 people come in today and pee, they take ten of the bottles, pour them in together and test the mixture. If they hit a positive, all the people whose samples were combine come back until they weed out the bad one (weed out, get it?) If you're part of a huge group and there was a positive then you could come back several times until they find the pothead, because over a certain number of a batch they break it down into smaller groups. Either way, I don't mind being tested, it just gets me out of work for a while and the other guy's more embarrassed than I am, I have no shame. A few years ago I started messing with them, now I drop trou all the way to the boots so they have to see my furry butt. I'm waiting to get in trouble for sexual hairyassment, but nothing so far. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

12-31-2008, 01:38 PM	#46
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	Going over my Buddies place to chill with my closest freinds and play some pong/Drink myself silly. __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

01-01-2009, 01:04 AM	#48
Archren Sham WOW Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ATX Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098 Posts: 2,741	Tracy and I ended up going to GixxerVixen's New Year's party.. I'm 2 Jagerbombs into the night, and Megan decorated Tracy's Vette with UT stuff.. Muahahaha! __________________ Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

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12-31-2008, 11:20 AM	#42
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	Happy New years... I'm go'n to bed

12-31-2008, 11:23 AM	#43
DaBiatch Street Stunter Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Coral Springs, FL Moto: Kawi Ninja 250R Posts: 68	I thought this thread was about New Yrs Eve???

12-31-2008, 01:30 PM	#45
JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	have to work tonight 5pm to close and then work in the morning 10am-530 have a happy new year everyone

01-01-2009, 05:04 AM	#49
SoFlaSV Guinness Bitches... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Coconut Creek, Fl Moto: '00 SV650 Posts: 505	*Home safe.*