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Amorok · 02-11-2009, 08:31 PM

A couple more from Altered Carbon, a great sf read. Kind of long...

Only the little people suffer at the hands of Justice; the creatures of power slide out from underneath with a wink and a grin. If you want justice you will have to claw it from them. Make it personal. Do as much damage as you can. Get your message across. That way you stand a far better chance of being taken seriously next time. Of being considered dangerous. And make no mistake about this: being considered dangerous marks the difference - the only difference in their eyes - between players and little people. Players the will make deals with. Little people they liquidate. And time and time again they cream your liquidation, your displacement, your torture and brutal execution with the ultimate insult that it's just business, it's politics, it's the way of the world, it's a tough life, and that it's nothing personal. Well fuck them. Make it personal.

Quellcrist Falconer
Things I should have learned by now Vol. II

HRCNICK11 · 02-11-2009, 09:56 PM

When the green flag drops.....the bull shit stops.

OneSickPsycho · 02-11-2009, 10:05 PM

Fuck off.
-OSP

HRCNICK11 · 02-11-2009, 10:10 PM

No a big pig.

rogue · 02-11-2009, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Fuck off.
-OSP

WINNER!

smileyman · 02-12-2009, 10:33 AM

Trooper: "Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?"
Clark : No sir.
Trooper: "Well it has to be pretty severe"

Wes: "Mom, the dog just wet on the picnic basket!"

Papa_Complex · 02-12-2009, 10:37 AM

Sarah Silverman gets pulled over.

Cop: Do you know why we're here?

Silverman: Because you got all Cs in high school?

Flexin · 02-12-2009, 11:27 AM

Chandler: Yo, paisan. Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor... is a very bad man!
Joey: Frankie? What are you talking about?
Ross: [Ross enters and touches Chandler on the shoulder, who flinches]
Ross: Hey, what's going on?
Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.
Ross: What?
Joey: No way. I've been going to theguy for 12 years.
Chandler: Oh, come on. He said he was going to do my inseam, and then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite... cupping.
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.
Joey: [Chandler and Ross stare at him] What? Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measure pants?
Ross: Yes. Yes, it is... In prison! What's the matter with you?

James

Tmall · 02-12-2009, 01:04 PM

I believe it was "quotes" not scripts.. lol

Papa_Complex · 02-12-2009, 01:05 PM

"Friends" had scripts?

02-11-2009, 08:31 PM	#51
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	A couple more from Altered Carbon, a great sf read. Kind of long... Only the little people suffer at the hands of Justice; the creatures of power slide out from underneath with a wink and a grin. If you want justice you will have to claw it from them. Make it personal. Do as much damage as you can. Get your message across. That way you stand a far better chance of being taken seriously next time. Of being considered dangerous. And make no mistake about this: being considered dangerous marks the difference - the only difference in their eyes - between players and little people. Players the will make deals with. Little people they liquidate. And time and time again they cream your liquidation, your displacement, your torture and brutal execution with the ultimate insult that it's just business, it's politics, it's the way of the world, it's a tough life, and that it's nothing personal. Well fuck them. Make it personal. Quellcrist Falconer Things I should have learned by now Vol. II __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

02-12-2009, 10:33 AM	#56
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Trooper: "Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?" Clark : No sir. Trooper: "Well it has to be pretty severe" Wes: "Mom, the dog just wet on the picnic basket!" __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

02-12-2009, 11:27 AM	#58
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	Chandler: Yo, paisan. Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor... is a very bad man! Joey: Frankie? What are you talking about? Ross: [Ross enters and touches Chandler on the shoulder, who flinches] Ross: Hey, what's going on? Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me. Ross: What? Joey: No way. I've been going to theguy for 12 years. Chandler: Oh, come on. He said he was going to do my inseam, and then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite... cupping. Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. Joey: [Chandler and Ross stare at him] What? Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measure pants? Ross: Yes. Yes, it is... In prison! What's the matter with you? James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

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02-11-2009, 09:56 PM	#52
HRCNICK11 Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 429	When the green flag drops.....the bull shit stops.

02-11-2009, 10:05 PM	#53
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Fuck off. -OSP

02-11-2009, 10:10 PM	#54
HRCNICK11 Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 429	No a big pig.

02-12-2009, 10:37 AM	#57
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Sarah Silverman gets pulled over. Cop: Do you know why we're here? Silverman: Because you got all Cs in high school?

02-12-2009, 01:04 PM	#59
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	I believe it was "quotes" not scripts.. lol

02-12-2009, 01:05 PM	#60
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	"Friends" had scripts?