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Old 11-18-2009, 05:33 PM   #61
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Old 11-18-2009, 05:40 PM   #62
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Yes, and no.
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tommymac, Im Straight Edge, i choose not to have sex. like her and well everyone else
And the sprain feet are completely unrelated
so ur like one of those jonas brothers with the promise ring for ur virginity

i always thought that the name was not fitting and its actually pretty dull to be like that
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Old 11-18-2009, 05:43 PM   #63
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so ur like one of those jonas brothers with the promise ring for ur virginity

i always thought that the name was not fitting and its actually pretty dull to be like that
The straight edge people i knew back in the day were far from dull, rather violent skinheads who would take liberties on anyone in a moshpit.

I took a few good shots from a few but landed many more, they didnt realize playing football helped quite a bit in knocking them down

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Old 11-18-2009, 05:48 PM   #64
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Im Straight Edge, i choose not to have sex.
Admit it, you didnt choose that. Girls have chosen it for you
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Old 11-18-2009, 05:52 PM   #65
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Liar.
BWAHAHA

just gotta wait a year.
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Old 11-18-2009, 06:29 PM   #66
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The straight edge people i knew back in the day were far from dull, rather violent skinheads who would take liberties on anyone in a moshpit.
If I wasn't having sex, I'd be violent too.

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Old 11-18-2009, 07:21 PM   #67
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Old 11-18-2009, 07:24 PM   #68
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No Ugly Or Fat chicks are allowed on my bike
Why not? Someone should ride it since you can't.

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Old 11-18-2009, 07:26 PM   #69
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Why not? Someone should ride it since you can't.

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Old 11-18-2009, 07:28 PM   #70
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15 ? I'm out !!
15 will get you 20.

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