I hate automatic flush toilets!!!

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Trip

Lysol is your friend. We keep lysol in the can at work. Spray it down before you sit.

I am shitting at work as I type.

I assume you're doing this on your phone......But are you also one of those guys who brings their laptop in with them?

[Flexin]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

And then there's the smokers........Who think they're entitled to getting extra break time, up and beyond what everyone else gets.

I guess the non-smokers could go outside and just shoot the shit for 10 minutes, but then they'd look like doofuses. Somehow, having a cigarette in your hand makes it look legit to waste time.

At work we have a quick meeting in the morning. After its done they say we have x amount of time before the store opens. If anyone needs a quick smoke run out now. If any non smokers need some fresh air you can go get that too.

James

[Trip]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

I assume you're doing this on your phone......But are you also one of those guys who brings their laptop in with them?

phone, no I don't bring my work laptop in the bathroom with me. I will if I am at home though.

[101lifts2]

Originally Posted by marko138

You spying?

Why you got something to hide?

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Courtesy flush?? LMFAO........Do you guys really take so long between each loaf, that you need a courtesy flush between them? I'm in & out of there in 1-2 minutes.

When I go to the shitter, I don't just do a No. 2, I meditate as well.

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

You can't do a courtesy flush.

It flushes on its own when you're not done and splash water on your ass.

WTF, over?

At my school we have automatic shitters. The main problem is a bunch of young 18year old still shy that they have a small white penis boys are scared to piss next to a man so they go piss in the shitters and splash piss all over the seats. Which means that ME who rarely gets to shit at home becuase I'm out of my house from 6:30am until roughly 9-10pm most nights due to school and work has to go in and wipe the seats down, throw a peice of toilet paper over the sensor, then on the seats (I hate cold seats and they are still nasty) and then crap.

Insecure mother fuckers.

[fasternyou929]

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

I thought you are about 19 or so...no?

Take a close look at that string of numbers after his username and I'll bet you can figure it out.

[marko138]

Originally Posted by Flexin

Sometime I leave just as my legs go to sleep. I have kids. The shitter is my time to relax. Of course that doesn't always work. The locks don't really even keep them out.

James

Install a deadbolt on the door.

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Why you got something to hide?

Everyone's got something to hide.

[LeeNetworX]

In this thread I've learned so much more about some of you than I ever cared to know.

[CasterTroy]

Originally Posted by 101lifts2

If the automatic flush is flushing before you are done wiping ur ass, then you are simply moving too far forward or getting up off the seat too far. I can see a few of you not touching the seat at all.

Also Correct