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Old 04-03-2009, 10:54 AM   #71
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Ok, now i want to vomit.
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Old 04-03-2009, 10:57 AM   #72
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hey all i know is you cant even hold a conversation with dude cause hes always texting his ''snugglebunches of oats''
jesus fucking christ, i just threw up in my mouth a little and it tasted like half digested coffee
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Old 04-03-2009, 10:59 AM   #73
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thank god. i vaugly remember seeing a post about you spreading your legs... i really didnt want to go there so i just assumed things were either going inside of you or comming out.
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...its just fucked up that all of you guys are hat'in on us
How about this: how about if this is for real, it's fucked up you kept it secret to the point of engagement. How ya like THEM apples?

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Separated... but not divorced?
Um, yeah plus one!
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Old 04-03-2009, 11:00 AM   #74
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Old 04-03-2009, 11:00 AM   #75
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How about this: how about if this is for real, it's fucked up you kept it secret to the point of engagement. How ya like THEM apples?
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No one's hating on anyone.....just curious and wanting to see whether it's real or not.

Sorry but you're separated (not divorced) and we have all seen Rogue go through some pretty tremendous changes in life.

Forgive us for being curious.
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Easy you. We kept our relationship a secret for a little while. *Someone* got impatient.
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Fuck that, this is the internet, no apologies!!!!

we've *known* rogue for a long time, its natural curosity
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Easy you. We kept our relationship a secret for a little while. *Someone* got impatient.
Yes, but we weren't engaged before I even got a divorce.
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