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Old 08-28-2009, 11:59 AM   #1
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Apparently there is some controversy over this person's gender and "complicated tests" are going to have to be done!

http://www.wralsportsfan.com/rs/story/5824170/

The best part is that the chick's name is SEMENya!!!
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:05 PM   #2
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She's a he! and Usain Bolt is an alien from another planet!
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:16 PM   #3
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Does she have an innie or an outie? If its an innie then shes a girl, if its an out then she a boy. You learn this stuff as a small child, its not rocket science
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:24 PM   #4
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Ya, this has been going on for a while.

If she is a woman though, on top of being ugly, I bet her and bolt could make some fast fucking kids! lol
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Ya, this has been going on for a while.

If she is a woman though, on top of being ugly, I bet her and bolt could make some fast fucking kids! lol
Yea, I just don't see how this could drag on past a quick, discreet medical examination. If she has a vagina, she's a woman. If not then she can't race. I don't think transgenders are allowed to compete in woman's events afaik. For this to have gone on this long makes me think that she's a man and is avoiding the obvious examinations which is forcing the officials to use more complicated methods of gender identification.
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Old 08-28-2009, 12:40 PM   #6
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They examined and tested her not cause they were suspicous but due to spectator and competitor suspicions just to remove all doubt. I really beleive she is female, just a freak amazon kinda female. also freaky? Anyone seen Usain Bolts naked feet? He has space alien toes for certain!
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Old 08-28-2009, 03:33 PM   #7
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IF that "it" is female, then its one HELLUVA ugly one.
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Old 08-28-2009, 03:37 PM   #8
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Tigger stole this now Rider is gonna chop off his hands.

that is fucked up if you ask me
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Old 08-28-2009, 06:31 PM   #9
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I wonder if that is Tiggers ex bf who he dumped when his "leg" was cut off.
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:41 PM   #10
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I bet she was born in Kenya too just like Barack Obama. Infact they may be brothers or she may be a woman and Barack Obama a woman making him/her the first black female lesbian president. I need to talk to Alex Keyes stat!!!
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