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Old 09-26-2009, 12:58 PM   #1
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Ebbs youre a Homo, and I'm a douche! Rock out with your cock out, except you ebbs cuz youre a homo!
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Old 09-26-2009, 01:30 PM   #2
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 09-26-2009, 01:33 PM   #3
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where the fuck is my award???
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Old 09-26-2009, 01:43 PM   #4
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where the fuck is my award???
I guess because you dont have a cock and arent a homo you arent eligible, thats the best I can figure out

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Old 09-26-2009, 01:48 PM   #5
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I guess because you dont have a cock and arent a homo you arent eligible, thats the best I can figure out

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i'd question the cock but dont have the balls to ask
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Old 09-26-2009, 02:05 PM   #6
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I was just testing out the mod on those that were online that I knew could take a joke.
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Old 09-26-2009, 02:07 PM   #7
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I guess since i didnt win anything i'm just gonna hang out with my wang out!
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Old 09-26-2009, 02:12 PM   #8
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i'd question the cock but dont have the balls to ask



Oh ya, that's right, Your nuts are in Vicki's purse


I miss you, shithead!
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Old 09-26-2009, 02:13 PM   #9
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Oh ya, that's right, Your nuts are in Vicki's purse


I miss you, shithead!

vicki wishes my nuts were in her purse, i wouldnt get hurt as much

and i miss u guys too
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Old 09-26-2009, 02:42 PM   #10
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where the fuck is my award???
here it is


if you squint, it kinda even looks like Leon.
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