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Old 09-28-2009, 02:46 AM   #1
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its almost 2am and theres nothing going on here. Highlight of the night was watching security toss out a drunken homeless guy. Dude just wandered in and laid down on a stretcher.

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Old 09-28-2009, 03:37 AM   #2
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i just went out for a cigarette to find my drunk roomate passed out with his pants around his ankles in the living room.
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:44 AM   #4
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i just went out for a cigarette to find my drunk roomate passed out with his pants around his ankles in the living room.
you cannot pass up on an opportunity like that, get out there with the sharpie and take some pics.

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Old 09-28-2009, 03:52 AM   #5
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just walked out again, both the living room carpet and his sweats are covered in piss. he woke up enough to stumble to his room. i am not pleased
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Old 09-28-2009, 03:56 AM   #6
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You need to get a video camera, a wooden spoon and a pot, wake him up by banging the wooden spoon against the pot, make him clean all the mess up, and then upload it so we can all enjoy
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just walked out again, both the living room carpet and his sweats are covered in piss. he woke up enough to stumble to his room. i am not pleased
So go piss in his bed or better yet just take a dump hes drunk he wont remember anyway
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Old 09-28-2009, 04:15 AM   #8
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shift is half way over at least.

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Old 09-28-2009, 04:45 AM   #9
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im bored and finally able to post whore, been a long time
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nice snake, I have a kingsnake and my housemate has a cornsnake, between the two of s we have 2 snakes, three scorpions, one black widow and a leopard gecko
its nice to know 2 of your pets could kill you (black widow and african fat tailed scorpion)
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