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Old 12-30-2009, 06:48 PM   #1
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Default Mexican vs. Jew hilarity.

My across the street neighbor came by today to see if I could grease the axle on his old Schwinn Le Tour that he rides everywhere. He speaks a lil' english and brings me pecans sometimes, so its all good.

So he's talking about the little bike shop down the road and is mad that the guy wanted $15 to grease the axle. He says, "I don't know if he's a jew or what, but he charges too much for this and that, etc. etc." Which always makes me smile as this is the third time he has questioned the bike shop's jewism since I've known him.

Speaking of Jews, I was shooting a wedding last month at a bed and breakfast and was upstairs with the bridal party when some knocked on the door. It was the bride who got married there the night before, she says, " Hey, just wanted to say congrats, and by the way, we left a pedestal down there yesterday from our ceremony, if you want to use it you're welcome to it." So the bride I was shooting thanked her and the previous bride says, "Ok cool, so whatever cash you have on you to cover it will work" I was like, damn that's fucked up, but she got $50 and went on her way.

So I went down to set up for the ceremony....and immediately noticed all the broken glass from the previous wedding. Classic.
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Old 12-30-2009, 07:20 PM   #2
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So as I'm the token penny sniffer on this board anyway I just don't get it?

If you wanna tell jew jokes, keep it simple:

How do you get 100 jews in a limo? Throw a penny in!
How do you get them out? Tell them Hitlers driving!
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:10 PM   #3
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Bike shop guy: is he Jewish or just Jew-ish?
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:14 PM   #4
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So as I'm the token penny sniffer on this board anyway I just don't get it?

If you wanna tell jew jokes, keep it simple:

How do you get 100 jews in a limo? Throw a penny in!
How do you get them out? Tell them Hitlers driving!
That's just terrible!

How do you get 50,000 Jews into a VW?

You put two in front, two in back, and the rest in the ashtray.

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Old 12-30-2009, 08:40 PM   #5
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That's just terrible!

How do you get 50,000 Jews into a VW?

You put two in front, two in back, and the rest in the ashtray.

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Suck it AMJ you are one of us

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Old 12-30-2009, 08:49 PM   #6
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Suck it AMJ you are one of us
Quiet goddammit, are you trying to get me killed again?

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