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Old 11-22-2010, 08:56 AM   #1
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Old 11-22-2010, 09:09 AM   #2
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She can touch my junk.
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Old 11-22-2010, 09:52 AM   #3
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I agree. She can touch my junk, taint, or anything else she'd like.

Also I approve of such screening. Probably more effective anyway.
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Old 11-22-2010, 10:09 AM   #4
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I agree. She can touch my junk, taint, or anything else she'd like.

Also I approve of such screening. Probably more effective anyway.
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Old 11-22-2010, 11:16 AM   #5
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I like the methodology in the video.

(insert gratuitous leghumping of average female actor here.)
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Old 11-22-2010, 11:28 AM   #6
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I have always said that if I can request a pat down from an agent of the opposite sex (and moan loudly while she does it), I would not mind the pat-down.

Why moan loudly? I don't think I should be the only one to suffer that level of embarrassment. I would like to share.
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Old 11-22-2010, 01:38 PM   #7
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Old 11-23-2010, 01:14 AM   #8
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Avatard. Do u think tt would work? Maybe tell them loudly tt ur not gay so u don't want a man to touch ur junk. Hmmm. U could be on to something.
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Old 11-23-2010, 01:40 AM   #9
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I think the fact that they're insisting that the pat-down be administered by a person of the same sex is tantamount to forcing the gay on ya...I don't see where they get off insisting that I can't ask that I be touched by a woman.

...And like I said, I would be sure to moan, and lick my lips.
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Old 11-23-2010, 09:08 AM   #10
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I think the fact that they're insisting that the pat-down be administered by a person of the same sex is tantamount to forcing the gay on ya...I don't see where they get off insisting that I can't ask that I be touched by a woman.

...And like I said, I would be sure to moan, and lick my lips.
The fucked up irony is I could see the female TSA agent suing you for sexual harassment.....and possibly even winning, thanks to today's joke of a judicial system.
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