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Old 08-17-2011, 08:31 AM   #1
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Default yay for florida, cat hording capitol of the world

at least it was until they removed almost 700 cats from 1 residence, and at least one rooster

http://www.gainesville.com/article/2...ruelty-charges
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Old 08-17-2011, 10:55 AM   #2
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“That number represents our assessment of the animals that were in truly bad shape,” Cervone said. “I view this as a case of hoarding. These people started out well intentioned ... but they were in way, way, way over their head. I am optimistic we will be able to resolve something with them that will address the mental health issues that I believe they have and prevent a recurrence.”
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Old 08-17-2011, 11:20 AM   #3
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at least it was until they removed almost 700 cats from 1 residence, and at least one rooster

http://www.gainesville.com/article/2...ruelty-charges
Yaaaaay that's within an hour from here. I may not be a doctor, but I have a prescription that can cure them.

Using the following medically approved injection device


Apply one (1) .45 ACP cerebral re-arranger capsule through the temple


Results will be immediate.
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Old 08-17-2011, 11:30 AM   #4
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Yaaaaay that's within an hour from here. I may not be a doctor, but I have a prescription that can cure them.

Using the following medically approved injection device


Apply one (1) .45 ACP cerebral re-arranger capsule through the temple


Results will be immediate.
looking to make a big mess there arent ya
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Old 08-17-2011, 12:06 PM   #5
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That seriously would be one of my biggest nightmares. Too many cats, too many cats. I would need a helluva lot of ammo and guns to go on to that property.
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looking to make a big mess there arent ya
It's like chemotherapy: it's going to fuck shit up pretty bad, but it's necessary to make sure the problem is completely erradicated. In fact, just to be safe. Bump the dosage. 500 magnum should be sufficient.

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That seriously would be one of my biggest nightmares. Too many cats, too many cats. I would need a helluva lot of ammo and guns to go on to that property.
So would dealing withthe 5 at my house be too much for you
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So would dealing withthe 5 at my house be too much for you
no, 5 would be easy killing with a single knife. 700 could go hitchcock birds on me.
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no, 5 would be easy killing with a single knife. 700 could go hitchcock birds on me.
like the zombies too

a few are ok but you can get overwhelmed by them
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