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Old 11-03-2011, 03:11 PM   #1
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Old 11-03-2011, 03:19 PM   #2
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Cool story bro?

Has someone been pounding on the refresh button all morning?
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Old 11-03-2011, 05:05 PM   #3
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:55 PM   #4
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Old 11-03-2011, 09:58 PM   #5
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1. He eats them. Bugs are food in parts of the world silly gooses.

2. They're for an animal.
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Old 11-03-2011, 11:01 PM   #6
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1. He eats them. Bugs are food in parts of the world silly gooses.

2. They're for an animal.
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:36 AM   #7
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Two options here (in my mind):
1. This is leading up to a "we bought a _____" pet thread.

2. Somebody was secretly training these crickets to unlock doors and they died in a freak accident. RIP.
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Old 11-04-2011, 11:55 AM   #8
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Two options here (in my mind):
1. This is leading up to a "we bought a _____" pet thread.

2. Somebody was secretly training these crickets to unlock doors and they died in a freak accident. RIP.
they dont need to train crickets they already have the local FD trained to unlock doors for them
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Old 11-05-2011, 10:24 AM   #9
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It has been dead in here. At this rate vertical scope will never buy this forum.
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Old 11-06-2011, 10:05 PM   #10
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It has been dead in here. At this rate vertical scope will never buy this forum.
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