07-28-2008, 08:41 PM | #1 |
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Bugs!!
Now I know I'm not the only one...But I really really REALLY hate any flying insect ever made...But this Thread specifically goes out to Lightning Bugs...I swear I hit a patch of those Fuckers and my visor looked like a goddamn radioactive warzone. The Glowing Shit didnt stop for like 2 miles either and theres no use wiping them off it would only make it worse
/Rant. My Jacket looks like a warzone to...
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07-28-2008, 08:44 PM | #2 |
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yup bugs are baddddd
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07-28-2008, 08:51 PM | #3 |
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Not Only Bugs but on my way to work (I have to go in at 5am which mean I wake up at 4) I have hit two Bats...But Luckily I was in the Cage when this happened...But I swear I thought I was going to Die...Both times I was half asleep and it slammed off my windsheild...Blind Fucks.
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07-28-2008, 09:11 PM | #4 |
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I wear yellow glasses with an open visor lots of times. I've had bugs smack me below the glasses on my face and damn does it scare the hell out of me. I couldn't imagine riding without some kind of eye protection because I've had them smack me in the eye before. Luckily glasses where on. I won't ride without glasses anymore.
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07-28-2008, 09:28 PM | #5 |
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The worst are the fuckin june bugs. They are huge and sting when they hit you at 70 mph.
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07-28-2008, 10:03 PM | #6 |
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I got smacked with a Ciggerette Butt Before in the corner of my eye...Damn Near punched the driver in the face when I pulled up to the light...I had to pull over because it was tearing up on me bad and I couldnt see.
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07-28-2008, 10:24 PM | #7 |
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i csuight a yellow jacket in the inner thigh as i was leaving for work about the time went to grip my tank i felt a sharp sting it hurt like a mutha.
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07-28-2008, 10:41 PM | #8 |
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had a honey bee go into the neck of my leathers earlier this year. stung me on the shoulder in heavy city traffic where i couldnt pull over... The little guy then proceded to bite the shit out of my shoulder, i thought i was getting stung by a wasp. I was freaking out, and wanted to do the "OMG THERES A HUGE BUG ON ME" dance so bad... I was sweating like a china man during a driving test.
Got to a gas station , did a little dance getting my leathers off, and sure enough a bee drops out of my sleve. i was glad to see it was only a honey bee and not a wasp... I kept the little fuck, and still have it in a bag in my night stand. i love smakin the big bugs on the highway on my face shield. KA PLOW. Last edited by NONE_too_SOFT; 07-28-2008 at 10:43 PM.. |
07-28-2008, 10:46 PM | #9 | |
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Fuck em. I don't mind lightning bugs tho.
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07-28-2008, 11:05 PM | #10 |
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I dont know what part of this thread I wanna quote the most, the radio active war zone or the omg thers a bug on me dance....
Thanks for the laugh fuckers.
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