I oopsied

pauldun170 · 01-18-2012, 01:27 PM

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-...into-lifeboat/

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The cruise ship captain under fire for abandoning his vessel while thousands of passengers scrambled for rescue has reportedly come up with an explanation for his flight - he accidentally tripped and fell into a lifeboat.

RACER X · 01-18-2012, 01:30 PM

heard lady on news talking how adults were pushing kids back while they got onto the life boats.........

derf · 01-18-2012, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-...into-lifeboat/

I'm sorry, but I dont see whats wrong with his very understandable explanation? I use it all the time " oops, I tripped and fell with my dick in your hoo hoo"

Papa_Complex · 01-18-2012, 02:25 PM

The captain, who was responsible for the lives of everyone onboard:

1) directed the ship off course, into rocky waters

2) claimed that the rocks were not on his charts (they were)

3) left the ship, leaving hundreds of people who were his responsibility behind

4) refused to return to the ship, when commanded to by Coast Guard officials

5) whined like a little girl that it was 'dark' and that the ship had 'sunk completely'

a) Pull on your big boy pants and do your job

b) It hadn't sunk (obviously)

c) Someone who is afraid of the dark has no business running a cruise ship

pauldun170 · 01-18-2012, 02:45 PM

http://gizmodo.com/5877137/the-itali...eally-peaceful

Trip · 01-18-2012, 02:54 PM

I planned on pushing old people out of the way when i went on a cruise if it went down. They had there turn to live and are a drain on society, i am still young and can contribute.

Particle Man · 01-18-2012, 04:51 PM

Fell into a lifeboat, huh?

Cutty72 · 01-18-2012, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

I planned on pushing old people out of the way when i went on a cruise if it went down. They had there turn to live and are a drain on society, i am still young and can contribute.

But what about kids?

Trip · 01-18-2012, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72

But what about kids?

I would probably grab and few and save em too. They deserve to be first off with me. I was on Holland America last time though. It was a retirement home, there was only a few kids. I would of been kicking canes and pushing walkers out of the way.

Papa_Complex · 01-18-2012, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

Fell into a lifeboat, huh?

Now he just needs to explain why he was around the lifeboats and not on the bridge. Fell out the window when it listed?

01-18-2012, 01:30 PM	#2
RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	heard lady on news talking how adults were pushing kids back while they got onto the life boats......... __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

01-18-2012, 02:25 PM	#4
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	The captain, who was responsible for the lives of everyone onboard: 1) directed the ship off course, into rocky waters 2) claimed that the rocks were not on his charts (they were) 3) left the ship, leaving hundreds of people who were his responsibility behind 4) refused to return to the ship, when commanded to by Coast Guard officials 5) whined like a little girl that it was 'dark' and that the ship had 'sunk completely' a) Pull on your big boy pants and do your job b) It hadn't sunk (obviously) c) Someone who is afraid of the dark has no business running a cruise ship __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

01-18-2012, 04:51 PM	#7
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Fell into a lifeboat, huh? __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

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01-18-2012, 02:54 PM	#6
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	I planned on pushing old people out of the way when i went on a cruise if it went down. They had there turn to live and are a drain on society, i am still young and can contribute.