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Old 12-18-2008, 04:31 PM   #1
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Default Your "nuts"

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex,
she spent the next hour just scratching his nuts-- something she seemed to
love to do.




As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do
you love doing that?'





'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.'
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Old 12-18-2008, 04:49 PM   #2
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Old 12-18-2008, 05:29 PM   #3
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Old 12-19-2008, 01:42 AM   #4
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That's just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-19-2008, 01:48 AM   #5
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wow. EPIC FAIL on his part for picking her up.
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Old 12-19-2008, 01:58 AM   #6
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i almost barfed laughing! ! !
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Old 12-20-2008, 11:04 AM   #7
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oh nooooooooooooo
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:40 PM   #8
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