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Old 01-12-2009, 06:29 PM   #1
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Default Why would a chick say something like this to a man?

"What do you think our kids would look like?" She asked me.

WTF, over? It's the first fucking date!!! I haven't even got any poontang from your ass yet. Why would you say some shit like that?

Is this a new technique for women to use so that they don't have to put out? Inquiring mind want to know.
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Old 01-12-2009, 06:32 PM   #2
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My response:

"Shitty... cause I'm only interested in anal with you."
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Old 01-12-2009, 06:32 PM   #3
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You're kidding right? I mean seriously its a joke...thats creepy. What the heck kinda women you trying to find? Ones with ticking bio clocks?

My best guess tho, maybe kinda asian!
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Old 01-12-2009, 06:35 PM   #4
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I've never been asked that personally, but I have actually been asked *How much do you make?*

I just shrugged her off and said *Enough.* My friend suggested I should have said *Enough to take you home tonight.* This was a couple of years ago. Amazing. Absolutely amazing.
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Old 01-12-2009, 06:36 PM   #5
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"Shitty... cause I'm only interested in anal with you."
BEAUtiful!
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Old 01-12-2009, 07:07 PM   #6
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You're kidding right? I mean seriously its a joke...thats creepy. What the heck kinda women you trying to find? Ones with ticking bio clocks?

My best guess tho, maybe kinda asian!
What kind of woman I'm trying to find? The kind that put out!!!

And no she isn't Asian, or hispanic. White chick, UCLA undergrad in something or another.


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I've never been asked that personally
This had been like the fourth or fifth time I've been asked this question although never on a first date. Usually it would take about two to four weeks before I get this awkward question and then it's like, "Adios, mamasita."
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Old 01-12-2009, 07:09 PM   #7
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you clicked, didn't you!!

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=5050
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Old 01-12-2009, 07:09 PM   #8
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Old 01-12-2009, 07:11 PM   #9
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Weird.

I would just tell her it was a rather forward question that would be assuming you were only interested in sex... when a relationship is about SO much more.

With that - put cash on the table for whatever drinks you might have ordered and a cab for her to get home. Then leave.

I hate women.
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Old 01-12-2009, 07:27 PM   #10
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I can't even imagine, hahaha!
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