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02-20-2009, 11:12 PM
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flyin high
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: cali
Moto: 10speed huffy w/cards in the spokes
Posts: 2,318
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hahahahahahaa
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"Racing Is Life, Everything Before and After is Just Waiting" Steve McQueen |
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02-20-2009, 11:20 PM
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Canyon Carver
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Pensacola, FL
Moto: The v-twin trifecta
Posts: 437
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02-20-2009, 11:27 PM
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Country Boy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hicktown in NC
Moto: 07 R1
Posts: 797
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"Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17". FML
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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02-20-2009, 11:38 PM
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Is this thing on?
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Ashe Co, NC (Near Boone)
Moto: '01, 929RR
Posts: 398
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Today, my girlfriend and I were up late watching tv when an infomercial for "male enhancement" came on. I grabbed for my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML
Today, a child sitting next to me on the bus pointed at me and asked: "Mommy, when it's not a man and it's not a woman, what is it then?" FML Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML 
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Dirty Harry said there's nothing wrong with a little shooting, as long as the right people get shot. 
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Dutch's PITA
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Back in Nashville!
Moto: I ride Dutch...and an 09 Kawi 250
Posts: 735
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"Today, i reposted a thread that has been up for only a few days"...FML
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02-21-2009, 08:29 AM
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Custom User Title
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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02-21-2009, 11:27 AM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
Posts: 4,742
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Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML
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 lifts - R.I.P.
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02-21-2009, 03:47 PM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Louisiana
Moto: A Twin
Posts: 4,067
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FML is one of my favorite blogs!
Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time drawing blood!". FML. 
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The key to living a full life is to live dangerously, yet not dying stupidly.   My knee pads may be Air-Ride and chrome plated but I have standards as to who I use them on. Quote:
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02-22-2009, 07:11 PM
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flyin high
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: cali
Moto: 10speed huffy w/cards in the spokes
Posts: 2,318
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guess i missed the previous thread, must've gotten lost in the rest of the massive off topic junk thats here
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"Racing Is Life, Everything Before and After is Just Waiting" Steve McQueen |
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02-22-2009, 07:15 PM
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Wanting to Go Back!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: North Louisiana
Moto: A Twin
Posts: 4,067
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Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold. FML
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The key to living a full life is to live dangerously, yet not dying stupidly. My knee pads may be Air-Ride and chrome plated but I have standards as to who I use them on. Quote:
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