The Nature of Squids

AquaPython · 05-26-2009, 02:12 PM

I found the following from something absolutely unrelated to bikes, something of literary beauty to behold:

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There are many different ways that members of the animal kingdom broadcast raw sexuality - the "field of eyeballs" plumage of the peacock, the ostentatious antlers of the elk, the brightly colored anus of the mandrill but squids don't need garish anal displays to attract mates because they have hats with writing on them.

Particle Man · 05-26-2009, 02:27 PM

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the brightly colored anus of the mandrill but squids don't need garish anal displays to attract mates because they have hats with writing on them.

Ninjakel · 05-26-2009, 02:31 PM

OMG!

CrazyKell · 05-26-2009, 02:49 PM

Homeslice · 05-26-2009, 02:53 PM

Don't forget the "Tap Out" or "West Coast Chopper" shirt

Sixxxxer · 05-27-2009, 01:39 AM

WTF MAte??

Odd

Racerboy · 05-27-2009, 01:42 AM

Frickin Great Post!! And lets not forget he is sporting the stylish Kan-O-Tuna as well!!

rogue · 05-27-2009, 02:34 AM

I thought it was going to be a post about the Ruff Ryders?

Homeslice · 05-27-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Racerboy

Frickin Great Post!! And lets not forget he is sporting the stylish Kan-O-Tuna as well!!

With a white tail, to make it look like it might be a race bike from 2 miles away.

Rider · 05-27-2009, 02:50 PM

Why the fuck is he riding that thing is a field? There is a road 50 feet behind him. Kan' o' tuna... It's not your daddy's CR250.

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05-26-2009, 02:49 PM	#4
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Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Why the fuck is he riding that thing is a field? There is a road 50 feet behind him. Kan' o' tuna... It's not your daddy's CR250.