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Old 10-12-2011, 12:18 PM   #1
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Mass. family lost in corn maze calls 911


October 12, 2011 10:46 AM

A family in Massachusetts got an unexpected adventure after getting lost in a corn maze.

Police got a 911 call from a woman who was trapped in the Connors Farm maze in Danvers, Mass., after closing time Monday evening.

She said it was supposed to be fun, but quickly became a nightmare.

On the 911 call, the woman says, "I don't see anybody. I'm really scared. It's really dark and we got a 3-week-old baby with us.

The operator replies, "Just relax, calm down. You husband's with you right?"

She replies, "Yes, but my baby --- "

The operator responds, "I understand. And a police officer is on the way."

"Early Show" co-anchor Jeff Glor reported it didn't take long for police to find the family and escort them out of the maze to safety. As it turns out, they were just 25 feet away from the exit.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/...20119180.shtml

For fuck sakes people, it's CORN, not concrete.

Idiots.

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Old 10-12-2011, 12:20 PM   #2
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"Yes, but my baby --- "
Has some dumbass parents! Run away if you want a shot at normalcy
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Old 10-12-2011, 12:24 PM   #3
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"Yes Ma'am, we're on our way. We're going to start a fire at the entrance side of the maze. Please walk in the opposite direction."
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Old 10-12-2011, 12:33 PM   #4
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Children of the corn?

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Old 10-12-2011, 12:35 PM   #5
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Here I am, hoping that child isn't theirs...
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Old 10-12-2011, 12:43 PM   #6
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Wow - just wow.
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Old 10-12-2011, 12:58 PM   #7
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Amazing!

Lost in a maiz maze!
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Old 10-12-2011, 01:18 PM   #8
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Lawsuit pending...
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Old 10-12-2011, 01:26 PM   #9
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Whomever this dumbass is should have their priviledge to revoked for a minimum of 4 years. Then they are placed on a probationary period where they can vote only in local elections for another 4. After that, if they haven't done anythign retarded then they can vote again in national elections.
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Amazing!

Lost in a maiz maze!
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