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Old 05-21-2011, 09:47 PM   #11
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Old 05-21-2011, 10:00 PM   #12
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I never really had much knowledge about this rapture shit. It appears to be an American protestant thing.
And they say Catholics are crazy.
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Old 05-21-2011, 10:09 PM   #13
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:28 AM   #14
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Haha fuck you all. I'm up here in heaven with my 70 virgins.
Too bad they're not female, right?
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:51 AM   #15
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Nah, they're real...but ha can only fuck them through a hole in a sheet.
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Old 05-22-2011, 10:53 AM   #16
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Nah, they're real...but ha can only fuck them through a hole in a sheet.
My other comment was going to be: Yeah, but they're Mormon "virgins". (tastes just like the real thing!)
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Old 05-22-2011, 11:15 AM   #17
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Too bad they're not female, right?
Does it really matter?
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Old 05-22-2011, 12:37 PM   #18
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Does it really matter?
I guess that depends on what you want to do.
For enjoying my afterlife, I'd prefer females.
If we're going to throw Heaven's first gaming convention, then I guess 70 male virgins is a healthy start.
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Old 05-22-2011, 01:24 PM   #19
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At first I was like, "Bring it mother fuckin May 21 6pm of whatever time zone."





















But after it passed.



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Old 05-22-2011, 01:30 PM   #20
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If it did happen, it could had ended well.


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