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Old 02-28-2011, 09:53 PM   #1
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It seems like everytime we IM each other, we are both pooping.
LOL yeah it does. Pooping is a good way to slack off at work.

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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 02-28-2011, 09:35 PM   #2
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Old 02-28-2011, 09:54 PM   #3
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:23 PM   #4
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Old 02-28-2011, 10:25 PM   #5
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Before and After a big poop? Like if you feel it's gonna be a big one...
HAHHAHAHAHA I fucking knew this was going to be said. I was already getting ready to type before and after I poop.
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Old 02-28-2011, 11:05 PM   #6
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Never sweat at work, never shit at home.

Love it.
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Old 03-01-2011, 11:44 AM   #7
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Never sweat at work, never shit at home.

Love it.
It's one of the government worker maxims. Here is others I can remember:

Do what they tell you to do, you will make more money.

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Old 03-01-2011, 01:48 PM   #8
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Still like the poop one better.
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