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Old 02-09-2012, 04:20 PM   #11
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since I have never watched her show (produced and handled by women and gay men) nor have I paid much attention to gossip stuff (produced and handled by women and gay men) I have not had my opinion of Kim Kardasian negatively influenced enough to cease the fap.
Currently, the only information that would prevent the fap is that Kim Kardassian is in reality a gay man or an actual Cardassian in disguise.
My wife likes both the show and gossip. I have been infected by knowledge of her.
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Old 02-09-2012, 04:39 PM   #12
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My wife likes both the show and gossip. I have been infected by knowledge of her.
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Old 02-09-2012, 07:41 PM   #13
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I see better than her every day, at work.
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Old 02-09-2012, 08:24 PM   #14
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I see better than her every day, at work.
So do I but just because ferraris are parked in the garage doesn't mean I have to ignore a nice looking mustang.
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Old 02-09-2012, 08:32 PM   #15
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So do I but just because ferraris are parked in the garage doesn't mean I have to ignore a nice looking mustang.
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Old 02-09-2012, 08:40 PM   #16
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Old 02-09-2012, 09:13 PM   #17
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So do I but just because ferraris are parked in the garage doesn't mean I have to ignore a nice looking mustang.
I have little trouble ignoring said mustang when it's got the rear of an Econoline, and the airbags are already popped.
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Old 02-09-2012, 09:38 PM   #18
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having seen her in person several years ago...I can confirm she is no longer fappable. If I can't fap to it.... Well I'm just sayin
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I have little trouble ignoring said mustang when it's got the rear of an Econoline, and the airbags are already popped.
Is there a FedEx sign on the side? I have a package I'd like to load up
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