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02-25-2010, 03:34 PM
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holy crap
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02-25-2010, 03:34 PM
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He better enjoy it now because after the ceremony, there won't be anymore of that.
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02-25-2010, 03:44 PM
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Best form of birth control: Wedding cake.
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02-25-2010, 03:46 PM
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He'll have to take the sage advice of an old twice married man.
Tell her she is improving but needs a little practice...
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02-25-2010, 03:47 PM
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For Science. You Monster.
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It might kill their sex drive, but every time you have sex after that, a baby will be the result 
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02-25-2010, 03:51 PM
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02-25-2010, 03:49 PM
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I'm not understanding what you guys are talking about.
Maybe your wives are just bored with you.
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02-25-2010, 03:53 PM
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My wife turns 35 this year, she hit her prime. I am 40 only 20 yrs past my prime. I do occaisionally get sleep.
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