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No, that's gay. 13 35.14%
I scream something at it when things go wrong, is that the same thing? 4 10.81%
My bike has a name, it's deeply personal and meaningful to me. You need the decoder ring. 11 29.73%
I ride Tater's whore of an ex-wife, but that's kind of a mouthful, like she said! 9 24.32%
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:12 PM   #1
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So I'm wondering about this. We had the screen name question and I got to thinking about this. A lot of my friends have names for their bikes, but others don't. I have a name for my bike, but I name my guns too and am admittedly a little off. So does your bike have a name? What is it and why?
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:18 PM   #2
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My bike has been named since the day I picked him up.

In fact, everyone in my life refers to him as Boo Bikey or just Boo....as in, someone will say "Hey, are you going out with Boo today?" or "Would this jacket match Boo?".
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:26 PM   #3
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No, I think I just lack the gene for naming inanimate objects.
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:36 PM   #4
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My bike's name is Rogue's Bike. Sometimes she gets called a bitch. But that's by those she doesn't like.
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:51 PM   #5
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My bike has been named since the day I picked him up.

Me too... she got her's right away.
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Old 03-25-2009, 05:52 PM   #6
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I wish you would have made this poll public so I know who to make fun of.
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Old 03-25-2009, 06:00 PM   #7
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Didn't think of it, haven't ever made one public before. But hey, people name stuff. No need to be a dick.
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Old 03-25-2009, 06:04 PM   #8
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I can't say that I named the bike, but I do refer to her as "my japanese mistress", "my japanese psycologist", and "japanese therapy".

it sounds good to tell someone that youre going to ride your jap mistress for a while, or taht youre going out for some jap therapy.
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Old 03-25-2009, 10:21 PM   #9
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No name for my bike.
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Old 03-25-2009, 11:39 PM   #10
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I had an ex who used to refer to my GSXR as "the beast". I occasionally refer to her as "my baby", although that applies to both bikes, depends on which one I'm riding, really. They are inianimate objects, so I have a hard time "naming" them but I do occasionally refer to them with affection.
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