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Old 12-15-2010, 10:06 AM   #21
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I interviewed this bitch once. Total moron. I think I posted the video.
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Old 12-15-2010, 11:00 AM   #22
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Someone wants to give someone else a chance to be a professional motorcycle racer for free, and that's a bad thing?...Not in my book...
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Old 12-15-2010, 11:55 AM   #23
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I think there's a loose tailpipe joke in here somewhere...
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Old 12-15-2010, 12:04 PM   #24
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I interviewed this bitch once. Total moron. I think I posted the video.
Did yuo punch her in the ovaries. I would say hit her in the vajayjay but I wouldnt want you to get herpes on your boot
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Old 12-15-2010, 12:06 PM   #25
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Did yuo punch her in the ovaries. I would say hit her in the vajayjay but I wouldnt want you to get herpes on your boot
It became clear to me, very quickly, that she didn't understand my line of questioning.
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Old 12-15-2010, 10:21 PM   #26
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I interviewed this bitch once. Total moron. I think I posted the video.
There was only ever one instance that I thought she was a quality human being. It was in the Adrian Grenier documentary on poparazzi. She actually seemed genuinely nice. a lot of the time it seems like she is one big act for attention.
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Old 12-16-2010, 10:11 AM   #27
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There was only ever one instance that I thought she was a quality human being. It was in the Adrian Grenier documentary on poparazzi. She actually seemed genuinely nice. a lot of the time it seems like she is one big act for attention.
This bitch couldn't have been more fake when I met her. Total slutbag.
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Old 12-16-2010, 02:16 PM   #28
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I knew I didn't like her when she tried answering her cell phone while getting doggied
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Old 12-16-2010, 04:13 PM   #29
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In her defense that dude was NOT doing her right. She should requested Tommy Lee...
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Old 12-18-2010, 03:29 PM   #30
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In her defense that dude was NOT doing her right. She should requested Tommy Lee...
true nuff, if it was me she'd need a hip transplant

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