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Old 02-03-2010, 11:11 AM   #1
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This is abnormally large to you?
that was their definition.
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:18 AM   #2
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1. Thomas

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8.
False.
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Old 02-03-2010, 06:08 PM   #3
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A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8 that is only attracted to men.
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While everyone elses' are funny.....mine is the best.
Mines the grossest.
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Old 02-03-2010, 11:37 PM   #4
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1. A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.
Why is the name Paul so awesome?
Cause' Stone Cold said so.

2. people who own, such as paul mccartney and paul rudd. usually they are offered the job of being pornstars but they prove themselves being too good for the camera, so they all decide to become porn directors to give the others a chance, which makes them very selfless people aswell.
"i wish my name was paul it wouldnt be so hard to get chicks on the bus"
"having a name like eric really blows i wish the 4 letters in my name were p-a-u-l"


couple of other rocking things


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7. To get drunk then try shaving your balls, but in the process cutting the sack.
Oh fuck! I just pauled my nuts!
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Old 02-04-2010, 06:14 AM   #5
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Old 02-04-2010, 09:09 AM   #6
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RUB You is one.
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Old 02-04-2010, 11:47 AM   #7
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Alright. I caved. Here's mine:


Marko
noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
God damn I wish I was like Marko!

2. A proud man who is a sign of prosperity and greatness. Funny, and gets hot chicks. In words Marko is AWESOME!
He looks like a Marko!
I fucked a Marko!
My math teacher is a Marko


3. a sexy white guy, a gurls dream
Omg, hes a Marko, sexy!
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