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Old 04-21-2010, 06:09 PM   #31
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Hardest thing i've driven was a semi, when my dad owned one, way back when.

Turning, backing up, not a problem. Highway driving, fine.

Up and down steep hills? Thats fucking rough. But its more a matter of getting use to the gearing then anything else. But, I drove it very little. A few hundred miles at most. Im sure with a little work, it would be fine.

I learned to drive 966d loaders, dump trucks, backhoes at work. Easy as fuck, they drive themselves. I have not, however, a clue how to use the Crane truck, i've never been in it. But I am licensed for overhead cab cranes from work. Forklifts, bobcats, all that crap. Love it, and operate it all quite well.

Quads, dirtbikes, streetbikes, sleds... Not a problem. I can tear shit up on two wheels.

But I cant fucking drive a car for shit, and I fully admit it. If I had a really fast car, i'd be dead in days. Fine with a half ton truck. But I will never, ever figure out how to safely operate a car.
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Old 04-21-2010, 06:14 PM   #32
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Maybe Rae (The Chi) can teach you.

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Old 04-21-2010, 06:17 PM   #33
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A wise man once said, 'Its better to die trying, then to learn from a woman'.
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I heard.

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Old 04-21-2010, 06:36 PM   #35
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A wise man once said, 'Its better to die trying, then to learn from a woman'.
Show me the quote!
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:08 PM   #36
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A wise man once said, 'Its better to die trying, then to learn from a woman'.
OK...

Damn Canadians can't even spell vagina right. Now, you can't drive cars.

*sigh*
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:28 PM   #37
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OK...

Damn Canadians can't even spell vagina right. Now, you can't drive cars.

*sigh*
Its 'vagin eh' right?
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Old 04-21-2010, 08:57 PM   #38
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I don't know because I have yet to face a vehicle I can't drive.
Same here. However, my trailer-backing skills suck because I haven't practiced it enough.
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Old 04-21-2010, 09:04 PM   #39
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Fork lifts FTW! Driving the forklift on two wheels FTMFW!


The longer the trailer, the easier it is backin that thang up.
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Old 04-21-2010, 10:06 PM   #40
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Where's shmike when you need him?

Guys fully admit to not being able to back up a trailer and it's no big deal. A woman admits it? Oohh no....it's because she's a woman.

Oh and I purposefully wrote vagine. It's like the french way to say VaginA!
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