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Old 04-30-2009, 03:12 PM   #41
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massaging your chicken under hot water thaws it even quicker.
I'll bet...
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:19 PM   #42
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No shit, If it takes 20 minutes in the micro, I'm cooking on the stove.
Hey fuck you lucky married bastards! I take a piece of frozen chicken, three cups of water, one cup of minute rice, and some broccoli and put it in the microwave for twenty minutes. Let it sit for five minutes and voila' dinner time. I'm losing weight, it costs maybe $2 to make, it's easy and I'm losing weight... so nyahh,nyahh,nyahh!!!

Plus, I'm losing weight!
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:21 PM   #43
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Hey fuck you lucky married bastards! I take a piece of frozen chicken, three cups of water, one cup of minute rice, and some broccoli and put it in the microwave for twenty minutes. Let it sit for five minutes and voila' dinner time. I'm losing weight, it costs maybe $2 to make, it's easy and I'm losing weight... so nyahh,nyahh,nyahh!!!

Plus, I'm losing weight!
Careful what you wish for...... Being married ain't so lucky.
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:26 PM   #44
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Careful what you wish for...... Being married ain't so lucky.
What? Clean house, clean clothes, hot meals, back rubs, sex whenever you want it, companionship, an extra income, etc. What could possibly be negative about that?
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:28 PM   #45
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Hey fuck you lucky married bastards! I take a piece of frozen chicken, three cups of water, one cup of minute rice, and some broccoli and put it in the microwave for twenty minutes. Let it sit for five minutes and voila' dinner time. I'm losing weight, it costs maybe $2 to make, it's easy and I'm losing weight... so nyahh,nyahh,nyahh!!!

Plus, I'm losing weight!
it doesn't cost $2 is you have to keep replacing plastic containers

And I'm married... guess who made dinner last night? Hint: it wasn't my wife
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it doesn't cost $2 is you have to keep replacing plastic containers
Yea well, I have probably had that one for years or got it at Walmart for under $.50 in a multi pack. So there!
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:31 PM   #47
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Hey fuck you lucky married bastards! I take a piece of frozen chicken, three cups of water, one cup of minute rice, and some broccoli and put it in the microwave for twenty minutes. Let it sit for five minutes and voila' dinner time. I'm losing weight, it costs maybe $2 to make, it's easy and I'm losing weight... so nyahh,nyahh,nyahh!!!

Plus, I'm losing weight!
I'm still don't quite understand your obessiveness over losing weight? Where?
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Yea well, I have probably had that one for years or got it at Walmart for under $.50 in a multi pack. So there!
sounds like it was sick of being nuked for 20 minutes at a time
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Old 04-30-2009, 03:37 PM   #49
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sounds like it was sick of being nuked for 20 minutes at a time
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I'm still don't quite understand your obessiveness over losing weight? Where?
I'm getting a fat gut, yuck! Besides, I want to look good for you baby!
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I'm getting a fat gut, yuck! Besides, I want to look good for you baby!
Ok. Whatever.
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