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Old 11-13-2009, 05:37 PM   #41
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But were they black, that could drastically change the story

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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 11-13-2009, 05:37 PM   #42
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yes fleck i have had that happen with both crowds.
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Old 11-13-2009, 06:01 PM   #43
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Aussies and Europeans don't tip. They don't in their countries-so they carry that here. Overseas Americans are King because we DO tip.
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Old 11-13-2009, 06:12 PM   #44
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Thought about this and came up with a tip test.

If you see black people posing for a picture, pay attention to who smiles for the picture and who does not.

No smile = crappy\no tipper
Half-assed awkward smile = Mediocre tipper
Genuine smile = Genuine tipper
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Old 11-13-2009, 06:29 PM   #45
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that test only works for black people ??
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Old 11-13-2009, 06:33 PM   #46
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They're just getting back at Whitey.

Though this thread reminds me of some very racist/sexist/homophobic/mexican/whitey jokes I heard the other day and I remember one of them was "Why don't black people tip well". I can't recall the reply though.

I always heard the worst was families for tipping or at least not worth the tip you get for all the bullshit you have to deal with.

I couldn't be a server, especially after working my current job. I literally almost got into a fist fight with a guy plus we cussed each other out. The fucker called the company my company works for and got in contact with my boss. He told me and said "Next time hit him with a line hammer so I don't have to hear him bitch. I had to cuss him out for 5minutes before he hung up". I love my job (hate my pay).
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Old 11-13-2009, 06:34 PM   #47
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that test only works for black people ??
I don't know.
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Old 11-13-2009, 07:27 PM   #48
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As soon as someone called me blackie the tip would disappear. And maybe your rims.

I tip but its based on service. Give me great service I will tip well. I have tipped as high as 45% before.

We had one woman wait on us at Boston Pizza about 4 or 5 times in a row. She was amazing every time. We waited 10 minutes that last time to tell her boss how good she was. He said I know, thats why I'm going to marry her. We laughed but he wasn't joking. They were engaged.

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Old 11-13-2009, 07:49 PM   #49
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Old 11-13-2009, 07:53 PM   #50
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As soon as someone called me blackie the tip would disappear. And maybe your rims.


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