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Old 05-14-2010, 12:33 PM   #1
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on the crapper? I like playing solitaire or word warp. I had this conversation with a buddy at work the other day.
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:35 PM   #2
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Wrong on so many levels.
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:36 PM   #3
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But seriously, I would take the Oreos, too
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:49 PM   #4
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I'd go with oreo as well. Eating one would take longer than I could go with a hot model. Not to mention the oreo doesn't want to talk afterwords.
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I would take the model.
I don't eat oreos.
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I would take the model.
I don't eat oreos.
Anyone with sense would take the model. When I want Oreos, there's always 7-11...and I don't seem to want Oreos as often as quim.
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Damn, now I want oreos. There goes my healthy eating.
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Damn, now I want oreos. There goes my healthy eating.
Chew them up to get the flavor and then spit them out.
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Gross. That almost as gross as texting on the toilet.

I saw a tv show on that once tho. Chick had a tube she put liquid mush into her stomach direct, but all her food she had to chew up and spit into a cup. It was disgusting and she was rough looking from doing that to her body. Said she couldnt swallow food because her neighbor touched her in the no no place when she was a child.
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Gross. That almost as gross as texting on the toilet.

I saw a tv show on that once tho. Chick had a tube she put liquid mush into her stomach direct, but all her food she had to chew up and spit into a cup. It was disgusting and she was rough looking from doing that to her body. Said she couldnt swallow food because her neighbor touched her in the no no place when she was a child.
I guess you indirectly answered the spit or swallow question.
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