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Old 01-14-2011, 09:35 AM   #51
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I don't think this describes me at all!

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Obsessive-compulsive disorder? A nice euphemism for the word "Virgo".

It is easy to freak out a Virgo. Tell them they have something between their teeth. Then watch them scrub frantically at the imaginary thing. Virgos are a hell of a lot of fun for assholes like us.

Virgos are cool because they will do your laundry for you. They'll separate everything by color and fabric until it consists of fourteen loads of three things apiece.

Don't put cheese where it doesn't belong in a Virgo's refrigerator. He or she will go Jack Torrence on your ass. You will be stabbed with a cuticle pusher. Jack Torrence was probably a Virgo in the first half of "The Shining".
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Old 01-14-2011, 10:00 AM   #52
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I still fit better in Aquarius than Capricorn.
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Old 01-14-2011, 10:12 AM   #53
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Hmm I do love fruit loops
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Old 01-14-2011, 10:13 AM   #54
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I heard about this years ago.
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Old 01-14-2011, 10:15 AM   #55
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I heard about this years ago.
In other words its schismatic bullshit
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Old 01-14-2011, 10:21 AM   #56
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Yup, I am certainly an Aries. sorry Scorpio.
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Old 01-14-2011, 10:28 AM   #57
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Went from Gemini to Taurus but that ok because I'm constantly sligning the bull.
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Old 01-14-2011, 11:31 AM   #58
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Went from Gemini to Taurus but that ok because I'm constantly sligning the bull.



me too
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Old 01-14-2011, 12:36 PM   #59
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Leo - what I was

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Leos will interrupt conversation to talk, and they will place themselves bodily in the way of someone who is trying to leave before the Leo is finished saying what he or she needs to say.....They need physical affection at all times; unfortunately, they can't find any because everyone thinks they are irritating punks.....Some Leos decide to be homosexual even if they aren't, because they think this gives them shock value. It actually means that neither gender will want to hook up with them.
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Cancer - what I am suppose to be now

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You like to know what's going on in the lives of everyone in the galaxy. However, you tend not know know what's going on in your own. If you are lucky, your friends will tell you.....Your home is like your very own Biodome, and you can remain indoors for months at a time. Despite your need to be everyone's savior, you need no social interaction....So much for buying the world a Coke - they would breast-feed the world if they could. This trait is not gender-specific....Cancerians have minimal influence over their friends, even though they show up with homemade soup to remedy every minor or major tragedy. However, they wield their power through the fact that they know what everyone is thinking at any given time.
This is not me. I hate people and could careless what they are doing all the time. No way I could stay indoors all the time. That is what drove me nuts in Alaska. There are reasons why two of my biggest hobbies are motorcycling and fly fishing. It gets me out into the world because I don't like being inside all the time. Yeah, I wouldn't buy anyone or give anyone anything. I am greedy. I am also too busy thinking about myself to care what you are thinking about, so no I do not know what my friends are thinking about.
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Old 01-14-2011, 01:38 PM   #60
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Same with me. No way am I a Cancer. What would my dressmaker say?
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