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View Poll Results: Are you single or taken?
Single 26 26.53%
Taken (dating, married, fwb, etc.) 64 65.31%
Tater's ex wife is a whore who I occasionally take any way I want. 8 8.16%
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Old 04-14-2009, 09:42 PM   #51
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Happily shacked up!
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Old 04-14-2009, 09:53 PM   #52
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I'm tired of repeating the first option so I'll vote the third as a protest.
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Old 04-14-2009, 09:57 PM   #53
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Does a weekly visit to an Asian whore house count as dating? Even if you pick the same girl cause she's only $25.
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Old 04-14-2009, 09:59 PM   #54
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Single........
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Old 04-14-2009, 10:48 PM   #55
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http://bundybreakdown.ytmnd.com/

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http://bundybounce.ytmnd.com/
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Old 04-14-2009, 11:04 PM   #56
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I'm so single that I can't even get Tater's whore of an ex-wife to hook up with me. I guess she only likes attached guys.
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Old 04-14-2009, 11:34 PM   #57
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Taken... sorta like the movie... only there is no market for fat white guys in the sex slave industry...
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Old 04-15-2009, 12:00 AM   #58
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Taken... sorta like the movie... only there is no market for fat white guys in the sex slave industry...
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Old 04-15-2009, 12:45 AM   #59
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Ball, chain, and matching boots.

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Old 04-15-2009, 12:54 AM   #60
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