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Old 01-13-2011, 09:53 AM   #81
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16 - you can drive (most places adjust as necessary for places like NYC)
21 - you can drink
36 - you can fuck someone half your age legally
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K is the youngest I have ever dated and she is 5 years younger then me, feels weird, but she is prolly one of the most mature ppl I have talked to, weird how age is all relative to how fast we move out and been on your own away from our own parents
I know plenty of people that moved out at 18 and are still fuck ups.

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Only creepy when they are the same age as your parent/child.
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Amber Lamps was busy today... Here's the thing, define creepy and then from what perspective? It's no secret that I'm 45 and my GF is 22. Hell just before I started dating this girl there was a 16-17 year old after me and her parents were right behind her pushing for us to hook up. I could spew a bunch of "she's mature for her age" or "I don't look my age" bull crap but the bottom line is that she has a decent body, is reasonably attractive, gives head at the jiggle of a zipper and likes to fuck. Her age had absolutely nothing to do with my decision to date her.

I guess my question is, why would you let age be the determining factor if two people wanted to date? One time my GF was late getting her depo (sp) shot and got uncharacteristically emotional. She started whining about what's gonna happen when she's in her forties and I'm in my sixties... I'm like, bitch, who do you know that's been together for over 20 years? You'll be lucky if we make it 5...
I love the zipper jiggle... great! They broke the mold on you Lon. And that IS a compliment.

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I'm not chasing, I'm being chased. By a 25 year old.. I'm 40. It's not the first time and it has me curious. 35 is about as young as I'm comfortable with..
Go for it Milk. If you got it, have at it. The young guys love them some older woman. But remember you have to teach him new things.

Hell post up pics of yourself and I'm sure you'll have plently of guys here offer up some "services".

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Go for it. Fuck him blind.

Guy that young won't get too serious...they can't hold their attention on one thing that long.

Have some fun.
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HOw old is a woman to be considered a cougar anyhow?

My youngest was about 8 or 9 years younger than I was.. he was something like 19.. it was nothing even close to serious but it was fun.

Now my hubby is 6 months older but I swear he acts 20 years older sometimes.

I think if people think the person can be your own kid when you are out.. they are too young. My friend just had twins with his girlfriend.. who is 4 months older than his oldest daughter..
eww
Like Trip said...

I honestly think we have a bunch of cougars on this board. But in typicall non-young generation (non-FB) style, they keep that stuff hidden well online.
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Old 01-13-2011, 10:37 AM   #82
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Because white guys my age generally don't talk like me.



I'm just a tad hipper than most...
Until you said 'hipper'

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I'm not chasing, I'm being chased. By a 25 year old.. I'm 40. It's not the first time and it has me curious. 35 is about as young as I'm comfortable with..
Age as a factor is stupid... I know plenty of people who don't act within 10 years of their actual age... in some cases, even more. Sometimes ONSSP and I will talk about something and the age thing is apparent... like when I reminisce about old music and she talks about TV shows she watched as a kid... then it's like, "you're young!" ... "yeah, but you're OLD!"

That said, she's the most mature person I've ever had any connection with... more mature than I am much of the time...
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Old 01-13-2011, 10:51 AM   #83
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Just because youre older doesnt mean you have more experience. Tons of older folks that have screwed less than a 30 yr old.
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Old 01-13-2011, 02:31 PM   #84
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Yes dear but you are entirely too far away.. lol


I told you, your welcome in Canada, and you can even bring the little guy :P
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Old 01-14-2011, 06:53 PM   #85
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Sometimes having a younger girlfriend sucks. Like when you want to answer all her messages like a text based adventure game and she doesn't get the joke.



I was hoping she would choose a direction. I was gonna toss in some grue

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Old 01-14-2011, 06:56 PM   #86
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Look to begin with, most women will not get your funny movie, game, and other references. Add youth, and you have nothing but stupid looks for free.

Imagine how I feel. To begin with, I'm a musician. No one gets HALF my fucking references. Add to that, the fact that I'm fucking old, and bi-cultural.

I'm used to getting this kind of response.
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Old 01-14-2011, 07:05 PM   #87
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Sometimes having a younger girlfriend sucks. Like when you want to answer all her messages like a text based adventure game and she doesn't get the joke.



I was hoping she would choose a direction. I was gonna toss in some grue
walk south
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You move south along the platform and enter a dark chamber. Nothing can be seen except for the glint of slavering fangs. There are exits to the north...
I knew I shoulda bought that torch with my last copper pieces.... But that hooker was such a nice girl.
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Look to begin with, most women will not get your funny movie, game, and other references. Add youth, and you have nothing but stupid looks for free.

Imagine how I feel. To begin with, I'm a musician. No one gets HALF my fucking references. Add to that, the fact that I'm fucking old, and bi-cultural.

I'm used to getting this kind of response.
I had no idea you were a musician either

What instrument and what other culture?
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